Time for another unhinged SKZ post because I can't be normal about them.
Stray Kids if they were mythological/fantasy creatures in a low-budget dating sim.
Chan would be a werewolf, of course, no other way about it. His bad ending has him go full possesive alpha over you and killing his competition. His good ending is a white picket fence and five pups. His storyline is like any other trashy YA romance.
Lee Know is a catboy DUH. His storyline is the "bad boy to good boyfriend" cliche. His bad ending has him going to jail for multiple crimes. His good ending is reforming thanks to you, you get married and own a cat cafe.
Changbin would be a dragon bc he already spits fire 🔥 (terrible pun, sorry). His storyline involves him going from a scrawny, egoistic nerd to a buff zaddy while also growing as a person. His bad ending is him locking you up in a tower so no one else can have you. His good ending is becoming a rich CEO and having you living like a queen.
Hyunjin would be an elf or some kind of fae. His storyline would be about the war between humans and nature and him being a diplomat sent to the human world. His bad ending is his race destroying all civilization and enslaving humans including you. His good ending has you having a kid with him that will finally bring peace between the two worlds.
Felix would be an angel, of COURSE. His storyline is him being your guardian angel who manifested in the physical world because you keep messing up so bad. His bad ending is him becoming a fallen angel for you. His good ending is him spending a lifetime with you and turning you into an angel when you die.
Han is an alien (yup) with telekinesis because why not? His storyline is him learning about earth and trying to find a way to report back to his home planet bc his ship's communicator broke and humans haven't advanced enough to have something to repair it with. His bad ending: his planet is hostile and invades earth. His good ending: his planet is cool and they only come to help humanity become better; as his wife you are now an Ambassador of Earth.
Seungmin is a vampire scientist trying to find a viable and sustainable substitute for blood, not to create peace between humans and vampirekind, but because he hates having to touch other people to feed. His good ending has you helping him develop that miracle substance and becoming his mate. The bad ending is him finding out your blood is the key to his experiments and draining you completely, for science.
I.N. is an incubus. His storyline has him just finding out about it because demon powers activate at 18 and he was abandoned at birth, so now he needs to find his parents or any other incubi/succubi who can teach him to manage his powers. His bad ending has him succumbing to his demon half and dragging you to hell to be his pet. His good ending is rated R but also very fluffy and romantic. Classic soulmates/predestined mate stuff. Probably includes you finding out you're a demon, too.
Of course they're all full of clichés, it's a low-budget dating sim.
