⊹ ࣪ ˖stealing gojo's fans
tags: streamer!gojo x fem reader
"look guys, i found these brownies, it looks so bomb." gojo saunters back to chair, the chat exploding with people addressing his height.
"i might as well answer some questions because suguru abandoned me." gojo pouts completely disregarding the fact that it was 3 am and people had lives outside streaming.
@diehondblaff: so like are we going to discuss how messy your room is orr?
@madiprogs: you're always eating sweets🥱
@d1alucardglazer: how you stay muscular is a wonder to me, your dentist must work overtime.
@4soggygrapes: omg omg i love brownies😋
@beeswaxinatrap: ^oh cause we were wondering
@bigrahgama: ngl gojo should just put the cakes down
@toejivoete: where'd you get that?
@kimdraculadft: how tall is this bigfoot 😭😭😭
@erenja2hard: genuinely why does my girlfriend like you?
@cellophaanepain: so like when are you leaking suguru's number 🥹
"notice how you guys always beg for q and a's but you never asked any juicy questions." gojo waves his spoon around just waiting to dig into the chocolatey goodness.
"if someone donates ten thousand then we'll talk about leaking suguru's number. infact why don't you guys ask for my number, like I feel left out here." gojo finally digs his spoon into the edges of the dish, taking a bite and letting out a soft hum.
"this tastes like heaven. sometimes I forget my wife is a great baker." gojo smiles mischievously into the camera, he had to instigate fan edits. after all it's what keeps the lights on and maintains his expensive lifestyle.
@utautaprincess: wife? i beg your finest pardon? 😟
@professionalbottom: ain't no way he has a wife😂😂😂
@zuzuzuko1: wife? him😂😂😭
@professionalomega: our apologies sir gojo, we weren't familiar with your game
@getosxmark: you guys must be new here, gojo's wife is his roommate 😭😭
@ryoryomensk: bro she's so cunty🤞
@cablecutter7: bro when am I seeing my wife💔
@pinkhairyuri: GUYS GUYS what if he does the qna with [name]? 🤷🏿♀️
@gyrozeps: ^NOT ridiculous
@giftifgif: YES, YES, YES, GOJO PLEASE.
@coraline4707: nah pack it up
@gojosstainedblindfold: the people have spoken please bring [name]🙏🙏
@syphatopstrevor: the crowd yearns for [name]
@ryommensukuna✓: actually lock in, how the fuck do u fumble someone you live with?
@kataangbangs: SUKUNA JOINED THE CHAT?
@jinishilovesmaomao: oh my days watch him crash out👎
@ピポち: sukuna tops gojo when?
@notevencraigsp: the brownies look so good
@rhyslarsenhater: gojo kinda fine.
@earth2yn✓: if I'm his wife then pigs must be flying 😭✌️
@nctnxtcleour: not her responding 😭
@mikalovesbleach: how would you ever live this down.
the second your name appears on the chat he straightens his posture, his blue eyes illuminating under the soft studio lights, "hmm, I would love to make it know that i'd love for, [name] to join, but she's currently mad at me, what should i do for you to join?"
@earthtoyn✓: give up sugar for a week.
@earthtoyn✓: also stop stealing my skincare.
@pe3kthreetims: the girls are fighting 😭
@frierenhelmxs: gojo not having sugar is like protein synthesis without the amino acids😂✌️
@headbangerrx2: ^bro just go revise 😩
@jeanskssaddle: somebody make more edits of [name]
@rukiarukiruki: ^ LITERALLY even though it's the same five clips.
@femshidouof: guys notice how [name] user name is a wave to earth reference
@ringotbenched: somebody get this bum away from my wife.
@allisagifries: you're one to talk
@tokolosheee: ^the jokes write themselves😭😭
@stsgdfendr: gojo couldn't give up sugar if he tried.
"you guys aren't very encouraging, after I'm not the one who wants to see her, i see her everyday." gojo's eyebrows furrowed. of course he had been offended, watching his audience that he so kindly nurtured from the ground take your side. to be fair it was entirely his fault, but that's not why he was offended. he was offended by people's lack of belief in his ability to quit sweets. the treated him like so type of a addict, which he was not
@renalovedf1: someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed...
@tojisshoulderbladee: bro's mad because he knows he's losing the bet☠️☠️
@senbonbya: bro is past insulin resistance 🚶
@worldleaner: can some tell, [name] to adjust the bet, like we are never gonna see her with willy wonka's nr1 connoisseur over here👎
@azulachoppedsbangs: i just know gojo's the type to fall into the chocolate river
@appasgreyarrow: yeah no like atp we'll just cherish the five [name] clips we have ✌️
@sugurugeto✓: can confirm satoru is definitely not winning the bet.
@lockdisknees: [NAME] PLEASE JOIN THE STREAM AND MY LIFE IS YOURS.😭😭
@earthtoyn✓: ladies ladies, one at a time.
@earthtoyn✓: i'll be there next stream, i have to drop lore about satoru.
gojo knew the next time he'd stream he'd be dragged for days on twitter, only god knew the dirt you held on him
a/n: hopefully I didn't tag random people into my bullshit 😭✌️
