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Little babies
Oh right pregnant Lugnut I thought everyone should have to deal with Lugnut while he's pregnant, he is very happy about it and loves his wife so much but dear fuck is it an emotionally difficult very loud problemful time for everyone
@pokeformerz Literally Bulkhead being a Lugnut/Strika lovechild is a cherished crack headcanon of mine (as a rule transformers being capable of reproducing breaks a lot of my worldbuilding) if only for the fun chaos of Lugnut and/Strika finding out and the potential extensial crisis this would give Bulkhead
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I will elaborate later as this is never just a simple passing thought to me, but I need Strika and Lugnut to be obsessed with Bulkhead. Carnally.
He's their sweet husband© that they can relax and be gentle with, but oh so rough when the time comes to hear him squeak and squeal about not being used to being the one spiked, since he's "big for an autobot", and it takes forever for Lugnut to capture him in the decepticon courting ritual, on a video call with Strika every step of the way as he introduced their new third, who is covered in some colors, as he was painting when Lugnut finally caught him, and shaking in the background but still trying to be so fierce with his words.
Strika likes that. She likes that a lot. They don't even frag too much (though how they do it makes that up) they just adore their sensitive little autobot. Pressing him between themselves in a cuddle while lazily asking about his day and telling him about theirs when he oh so politely reciprocates the question. Raised right, was Bulkhead.
There's also the matter of Bulkhead being so overwhelmed by being small now. He's not used to it. It's strange. Especially when they initiate interface and go for his valve first. To indulge in the side no one else wanted to is jarring like this. (My big green boy is a valve mech first and doesn't enjoy spiking too much, sweet in the sheets cuz he's got pie to serve if ya get what I'm sayin ehe)
But I'm cutting it off there, cream soda and sleep awaits me.
NOOOO WAIT CHOMP PLEASE PELASE PLEASE I NEED YOU TO PUR THE CREAM SODA ON HOLD AND TELL ME MORE PLEASE!!! YOU CAN DRINK IT IN THE MORNING I NEED THIS
Three great big cons teetering in itty bitty kiddie chairs and sulking while the grownups Strika and Megatron talk.
It's what they get for fighting like a bunch of massive children
Strika and Lugnut as Decepticon Gomez and Morticia
YES!!!!!
They kinda are
Strika x Lugnut could be SO fun in a high fantasy au
Tbh just imagining Strika x Blitzwing x Lugnut with me for a minute
Specifically in that order too—