#ratbaggery

[samhaycroft]

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@chaosatplay LIVE RECORDING NEXT WED 13TH OF NOVEMBER @_garage117cafe 10am soft start as we'll need to drop Isy off to school first, do a wee wees, and Aurora will bags couch naps followed by hot chocky cino! But after that, we are gonna riff out with @ben_j_r_pugh on drums and 12 year old Tim Tam Tom debuting on bass guitar! Stay tuned for set list so you can practice on a brush in the shower! Get amongst it! #ratbaggery (at Garage 117 Cafe) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4gYc4nBvEm/?igshid=qhx39co7vijl

[samhaycroft]

Grappling hats from passers by from tall building girders is taught to children in this prefecture. #ratbaggery #japan https://www.instagram.com/p/ByXMLZCgJVE/?igshid=4r861b3fbiau

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Management knocked over the bingo ball cage scrambling for the remote control to hit record on the VCR when they saw this swift nugget of a jingle advertising the local car wash & ice cream stand LICK IT CLEAN!!! Shot on location by Colonel Sandiephlaps, director of such other regional TV ads like the one where the kid sings the weird Christmas song whilst crying in a barn, and the all time classic Wobbies World where there's a kid crying on a dead tram ride. Stay tuned for discount ice cream cones as some of tubs may contain traces of nipple hair and old coins from under the car mats! .... .... Mum txted saying she left the pause button on for most of the ads and forgot to tape us properly cos she was happy drunk. Gramps hopes the ice cream is from Frankston industrial area so it actually contains ice and pubes. .... .... #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #loveyamum #ratbaggery #aussiemetal #heavymetal #noisemetal #stuntmetal #metalmusic #binmetal #doommetal #sludgemetal #binmetal #skipmetal #recycledmetal #metalmetal #metal #goodtimes @medoramps @samhaycroft filmed by @galvan.kenny (at Bendigo Hotel)

[samhaycroft]

Management gaffer taped off their collective nasal blackheads when they smelt what this cracker of shot by Zozzle Damagedcare was dishing out for brekkie! When the Rusty Valves Retirement Village lets Jules & jetSam out on day release to spruik their footmade toe jam spreads to the general public you know there's gonna be a mad dash to the trestle table of life to get a jar! With prices set between 23 and 27 cents per lick of the solitary taste tester spoon we'd lifted from the homely crack den that is @thelastchancerockandrollbar , the hip cool kids passing by jumped at the bargain mouthfeels and washed it down with our glasses of denture water! If you're looking to get some cottage industry cheese from the netherplaces, get along to @thebendigo this Saturday night in Collingwood, Melbin and we'll scrape ya out a fresh batch! .... .... Mum txted saying she's cooked a bunion soup with gout croutons to add to the merch stand. Gramps is throwing frozen fruit at traffic again. .... .... #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #loveyamum #ratbaggery #aussiemetal #heavymetal #noisemetal #stuntmetal #metalmusic #binmetal #tiprats #skipmetal #recycledmetal #metalmetal #metal #doommetal #sludgemetal #goodtimes #funzies

[samhaycroft]

Management excitedly stuck thumbtacks into the rooves of their mouths when they saw this cracker of a shot by Zozz Crotchdamage outside @thelastchancerockandrollbar the other day! What better way to sell your musical prowess than getting your music onto a car wash advertising campaign! And here's jetSam spruiking riffs to the Datsun Goggo Mobile Cafe company in hopes of capturing that elusive 500 one colour pamphlet distribution deal that'd catapult the band's career into the highly lucrative Dandenong Frankston shopping centre and industrial area cover band circuit! Followed by an AM radio talk back programme 7 second musical grab slot between recycled colostomy bag and prostate check advertisements to rake in royalties, we'll be playing Under 10s soccer second practice field's stadium in no time! .... .... Mum txted saying she's ordered Uber Eats but was delivered a carton of soda bottle canisters with instructions to inhale. Gramps is doing handstand bongs until she's finished reading and gets on with it. .... #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #loveyamum #ratbaggery #aussiemetal #noisemetal #stuntmetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #binmetal #tiprats #skipmetal #recycledmetal #metalmetal #metal #doommetal #sludgemetal #goodtimes #funzies

[samhaycroft]

Management burped up some oyster milkshakes when they saw this cracker shot by Tracie MushieTea of jetSam road testing the durability of Jules' @medoramps guitar effects pedals! The best way to check the hand built artistry is with a @cashconvertersaus $49 boomerang guitar in full swing! If a photo could play a thousand notes, you'd be hearing the heavy meddle classic "I still haven't found what I'm looking for" by Michael Bolton featuring Kenny G on bassoon! No finer cover song could draw out those sweet rodent exploding tones that the Hurt Circuit delivers; the kind of sounds that makes U2's The Edge wish he could fall off the stage every night only to look up from the moshpit and see Lenny Kravitz's "Lenny Kravitz" dangling out of his duds and smearing more delicious tones into their rich tonal soundscape! Get your grubby mitts onto a few @medoramps pedals and feel the earth move under your fungal drenched feet; you'll care for no ointments! .... .... Mum txted saying she's cooked mashed potato with those green potatoes she found stashed in the dunny cistern, it'll be in the pot next to the home made rat poison mash so don't drunkenly mix them at 3am again. Gramps has found spots on his person where he probably shouldn't have, please don't roll him. .... .... #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #uptosogoodnogood #rockinrooves #piffinbricks #crackintheshits #ratbaggery #aussiemetal #heavymetal #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #binmetal #tiprats #skipmetal #recycledmetal #metalmetal #metal #goodtimes #funzies #straya #australianband #homecooked (at New Globe Theatre)

[samhaycroft]

Smashing out riffs in me 3 pluggers to the kids getting amongst @chaosatplay on a Wednesday 1030am at the @cheekygoose_cafe I need to have the best hand made guitar effects pedals money can buy from local artisans @medoramps & @midnightamplificationdevices If not, the rat bags will put the stomp in stomp box and crash the stage demanding quality tones for daaaaaaze or they'll street fight me to the ground! Anyway, I'm safe as the @foofighters acoustic album with these red hot numbers, thanks rat bags! .... .... Mum txted saying she's only using digital effects cos it makes her feel futuristic and she doesn't care for artists unless they are middle of the road sounding and safe like umm, that band someone said at work and you'd heard of via TV show "So you think you can kill music!" Gramps is crushing skulls with his new @medoramps Hurt Circuit cos he's a sound warrior. .... .... https://www.patreon.com/samhaycroft .... .... #chaosatplay #kidsmusic #childrensmusic #kidsmetal #kidsheavymetal #kidspunkrock #livemusic #originalmusic #phillipislandband #bands #australianbands #heavymetal #punkrock #ratbaggery #aussiebattler #goodtimes #funzies #brutallica (at Cheeky Goose Cafe)

[samhaycroft]

Management popped their nasal blackheads with sheer excitement when they saw this slide show by hot rat bonglord photog Tracie MushieTea capturing the band camping in the outback and playing some findie folk music by the fire! You'll see flotSean has gone to all the trouble of setting up his Lego fort in lieu of recording some findie folk classics such as Julio Iglesias' "La Paloma" & Dave Grohl's @foofighters song "La Paloma Virus of Life" whilst jetSam sports his favourite @cashconvertersaus ukulele to really get the fire burning! Jules can just be seen inserting bamboo shoots under his finger nails on bass as he enters the exact frame of mind these cover versions deserve! Moments after these ripsnorters were smeared into the fabric of musical history, there was no better way to celebrate the triumph than to launch into a looped medley of Disturbed covering Sound of Silence & everything @russellcrowe has ever penned on his battle axe guitar in 30 Odd Feet of Gout! Bong on and stay tuned for more bush fire updates! .... .... Mum txted saying Gramps is out on the porch flickin' durries at the Postie who's stuck in the tar pit he built to stop the rats gettin in the roof. He'll flip him over eventually when he catches alight, he's just havin' a bit of fun for now! .... .... #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #uptosogoodnogood #rockinrooves #piffinbricks #crackintheshits #ratbaggery #aussiemetal #heavymetal #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #binmetal #tiprats #skipmetal #recycledmetal #metalmetal #metal #goodtimes #funzies #straya #australianband #photography @tracie_tee_live_events (at New Globe Theatre)