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This joke that one me 3 prize at my school for a joke contest.

If I feel like sitting in a formal dress on the couch for no particular reason, I will. HMPH.

i feel like this song goes for both unique and the jarley situation...

dang why are the cheating sons of bitches always my favorite

i'm just waiting for the jarley drama because marley ):

youre a giant gay but im happy things are going so well for you homie i knew you could do it

nah man i aint even gay im manly as fuck let me tell you

but i've grown soft as hell like people keep telling me how glad they're about running into me and fuck

i cant help but be like

im once in a life time chance

and im perfect what else do u want in this world brah

[School at 1PM, it's 10AM and I still have to get ready ~ bye for now then.]

"Leave already."

[Oh no, you sir, are coming with me. I need someone to talk to.]

"I'm telling you! People are going to think you're crazy when you talk to me out there!"

[I already talk to myself, the only difference is you have a name. Anyway, what's there to lose?]

"Well, I'm sure it's not your sanity since I think you already lost that waaay back."

shoddy work, this anon hate. i could do a better job of infuriating you with 12 seconds and a five sentence fic

theres two type of anon hatethis is the type that hurts me

#stupid jake