Mom: * yelling at my two year old for laughing at his favorite show “paw patrol” then actually taps him.
Mom: *yells at him for crying*
Me: this is why no one comes near the house! Your an evil old witch and no one wants to deal with your mean spirited bs!
Mom: you need to teach him how to be quiet and don’t you talk to me like that! You keep forgetting I’m your damned mother!
Me: I wish I could forget! Ain’t no two year old gonna sit down and be quiet for seven hours because you don’t feel like hearing him! How are you going to hit my kid and complain about “having to” take care of him when you told me I was an awful parent for thinking about putting him in daycare! This is the reason why he should be in daycare!
Mom: then put him in daycare!!!
And then tomorrow she’ll insiste that I let her watch him, that every man in the house is a child molester, that every woman is trying to kidnap him, and that I don’t care about him enough and should sign him over to her. Fucking nut case.