#styler's advice

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Can you be more specific?

MY BOYFRIEND IS A POKEMON NOW.

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Have you ever heard of Gen Taranz?

Vaguely? I've seen some of the stories but it's not like I know much about him personally or any of that junk.

Hope he's doing alright though.

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(@goldenrodchef) Um. Oscar? Are, uh, you doing alright? Did you read the guide I sent? -Gen

{Hey, Tara here, gonna be writing stuff down for Oscar. So it's gonna be written about the way they're talking to me right now. I'll be putting my comments in these brackets}

Hey. I did. This shit... Kinda sucks. To go down the list of what of your guide I guess "applies" to me is: Long snout with a beak on the end, no ears {yet still really good hearing}, wings, neck feathers, uhhh shit what else... Tail {they have knocked several things over already}, I dunno if you mentioned height but I'm like 7ft now and also have a fuckin spine mohawk on my head... Fuck what else... Oh yeah claws and a big ass head that makes it hard to fuckin see shit below me. This sucks so bad and I still have school {seriously, Oscar?} Dude I'm behind on several assignments.

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@roto-scopez asked:

Pallas girlie I'm gonna be real I don't think the askbox is helping you. Like at all. Good luck though-

My friend, the askbox has never once helped me. This is tumblr (still not buying into that rotomblr thing!!!!!!!) the day the site helps me is the day I ascend from this mortal plane.

But it does let me yell on the internet!

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I would like you to consider Oscar didn't want to leave.

I can't say for sure, but something tells me there's more at play then them leaving.

Maybe look into it a little?

If my hunch is right, maybe you should help Oscar find thier way back to you.

Or maybe I'm grasping at staws. Only time and the dragon will tell

-📖

Anon we’ve BEEN looking. I want them to come home I’m doing anything I can!

It’d be easier if my Pokemon didn’t keep fussing.

Time and dragons huh… Dad’s visiting Sinnoh rn. I should ask him to bring me back another book of stories.

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Message from: @nanaboo-pumpkaboo

I poured a can of monster energy into some relish and it's been really adding to the experience lately

This ask speaks to my soul. I also feel like relish with a can of monster energy poured into it.

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Oh Girl doesn't know Sharpay Evans could be real here

Where.

This multiverse thing is bullshit but if you're hiding Sharpay Evans from me I'll never forgive you.

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Hah.

Get yeeted lol

Rest in peace Ocean “Oscar” Bauer. See you space cowboy.

Oh wait they’re coming back down atASUJGJMSM