Summary: “Want me to touch you properly?” Phil asked Dan curiously, taking the hand away from both his crotch and his nipple and moving to hook his thumbs into the edge of his swimmers, as if he was going to coax them down.
Dan nodded, squirming to try and help before Phil put his hand on Dan’s stomach to still him.
“Beg, then,” Phil encouraged, in exactly that same tone but it did something so different to Dan that he almost felt his stomach drop out of his arse.
or the one where dan has a broken arm and needs help with washing his hair
meow :3 (ao3) - milk_nom_nom
Summary: what if baby emo phan were into kittenplay
my good girl, all mine (ao3) - Anonymous
Summary: After filming their baking video, Phil just can't help himself with how good Dan looks.
ring the bell (ao3) - indistinct_echo
Summary: He needs to reacquaint himself with his body, remind himself that it’s merely a tool for moving through the world and not a decoration intended for everyone’s viewing pleasure but his own.
When his fingers brush over velvet and metal in his search for the jumper, Dan knows exactly how to get the reset he needs.
this night, so tender (ao3) - milk_bread
Summary: Dan gets drunk, and Phil knows to strike while the iron is hot.
Or
Dan is Clumsy and Horny™
Trust (ao3) - TazzySnow
Summary: Basically Dan and Phil get it on after the Femboy Banana Bread video
Sub!Phil
Baby, we can take it to the bathroom. (ao3) - Happyfrog3451
Summary: Dan and Phil are at a house party.
Phil’s beer pong partner flirts with Phil. Maybe Phil flirts back to wind Dan up. Bathroom counter sex.
Bang? (ao3) - dippiptit
Summary: based on wdapteo 6!!!
“Few more minutes...” he mumbled to himself, forcing himself to stay awake while waiting for his beloved. Still. He was pretty fucking tired. They filmed their podcast today and had a few meetings, which sucked out a lot of Phil. He was finally letting himself close his heavy eyes until:
“bang?”
being tired or horny does the same thing (ao3) - phovaries (hollanovulation)
Summary: Phil's night gets interesting when he receives an unexpected late night call from a tipsy Dan.
Darkshines (ao3) - napstarblook
Summary: Dare: close your eyes and allow your partner to feed you something.
After Phil shows a little too much chest hair for their date night video, he takes on Dan's dare for a second time. Except this time he knows what's being fed to him and it's one of his favorite things to have in his mouth.
Forgive Me Father, for I Have Sinned (ao3) - Anonymous
Summary: Father Philip knows she does it on purpose. And he should know better. He’s a priest for Christ’s sake, he should be able to resist the temptations of a sinful nun. He doesn’t know how she hasn’t been expelled from the convent yet. It seems like he’s the only one who knows this side of her. He feels eyes on him whenever she is near, and he knows she is watching. She winks when they make eye contact during sermons, and ‘accidentally’ bumps into him in the halls, being so kind as to “help” him as she feels him up. no one else can see, but he knows. And the worst part? It was driving him crazy.
Good Puppy (ao3) - sonnybunnymoore
Summary: based on dan and phil’s (second most) recent tiktok upload
It was never a joke to Phil, perhaps he enjoyed it more than he should have. Maybe they both did.
i want it now (give me your heart and your soul) (ao3) - NewMezcalSunrise
Summary: The first time Dan Howell meets a certain well dressed, bad mannered blond theatre producer while working the stage door desk, he's left seething, tense and just a little bit turned on. Unfortunately for Dan, he's going to have to see a lot more of this producer, and one way or another he'll make him sorry for behaving like a brat.
Mucky Pup (ao3) - cats_with_no_tails
Summary: Phil is a stinky baby throughout the US tour leg because he has a hard time working through negative emotions. Dan grounds him by putting him in his place.
santa baby (ao3) - ShiwiSins (IetjeSiobhan)
Summary: Dan dresses up in a sexy Santa outfit.
Tell Me I'm an Angel (ao3) - writingfairy
Summary: “Eyes on me, bub,” he said, and the realisation that his voice was hoarse already went straight to his confined, forgotten hard cock. “I want to see your pretty face looking at me when you come.”
Phil’s eyes shot open, dilated pupils immediately finding Dan’s gaze and locking in. Dan didn't miss the dribble of precum sliding down his partner's dick but he didn't comment on it either, letting it smooth his strokes.
Breaking the character for a second, he winked before teasing the head of Phil’s cock with his tongue, causing Phil to almost close his eyes again. But he managed to keep them open, prompting Dan to pull off and whisper, “Good boy,” under his breath.
A/n: i wrote a decent chunk of this at 3 am half asleep so its probably a self-indulgent typo filled mess
It had started out innocently, if Phil were being honest. At first, he’d just wanted to wear his merch around the house, show it off and have Dan either jokingly scold him for an unnecessary promo, or praise him for the design, never failing to make Phil feel appreciated in all his efforts.
But some way or another, Phil had ended up using his merch to tease his boyfriend, wearing the hoodie with only his boxers, and waltzing around the lounge like that, making sure to let the hem of the hoodie ride up whenever he was lying down, revealing his cute bum in all its glory. Things had finally come to a head when Phil wore panties instead of his usual boxer shorts, pink and lacy, and matching the hoodie a little too well.
He’d been tempting Dan with it for hours now, wiggling his butt in an exaggerated, almost comedic manner, that would’ve made Dan if it weren’t so quintessentially Phil, didn’t make him think of how utterly precious and fuckable his boyfriend really was. Phil would bend over at any given opportunity, providing Dan with the chance to stare as much as he liked, but never giving him enough time to actually do anything about it before he was standing back up again, a cheeky smile on his face just to show how much he knew what he was doing. Eventually, Dan couldn’t take it anymore, and that’s what lead them to where they were now, Phil bent over the couch, face down in the cushions as most of his body was supported by the armrest, and Dan eating him out like he couldn’t get enough of him.
“Dan, fuck, please.”
He begged, picking his head up to turn and look back at him. Dan pulled away for a second, and he was a sight to behold like that, cheeks rosy and damp with sweat, curls askew and messy, a little bit of spit running down his lips and chin. But his eyes were the best part, dark and completely dilated, with so much of their focus on Phil it almost made him nervous when he thought about how all that attention was on him, solely devoted to making him feel good.
“What do you need, angel?”
He asked, and his voice was so low and raspy it made Phil’s stomach flutter and his cock practically pulse, harder than ever.
“More, ‘M just—fuck. Can’t say it, I’m too embarrassed.”
It was no secret to either of them how easily flustered Phil could get in the bedroom. With a quick giggle and shy, darting eyes, Phil thought he could get out of having to explain what he wanted. He thought wrong.
“Come on baby, use your words. You can do it, tell Daddy what you want him to do to you.”
Dan cooed, warm and soft and coaxing in such a gentle, yet commanding way. It made Phil’s blood run hot, and he was opening his mouth to speak before he could even think about it.
“Daddy, I want you to eat me out until I cum, Daddy. Then I want you to make me cum again and again and again.”
Phil was nearly whining at this point, eyes wide and pleading as they made contact with Dan’s.
“Okay baby, I’ll give you what you want. But on my terms alright? I can make you cum as many times as I like. I won’t stop for begging or crying, I’ll only stop for your safeword, is that okay?”
“Yes, Daddy, that’s, fuck—“ Phil stuttered, losing his composure when Dan started tracing circles around his rim with his thumb, the tip tantalizingly close to pressing in dry. “That’s perfect Daddy, I wanna cry, make me cry for you.”
Dan smirked, and Phil’s cock leaked a little precum in excitement when he realized what he’d gotten himself into.
“Oh, you wanna cry, sweetheart? Want Daddy to make you cry?”
Phil chewed on his lower lip as he considered his options, biting in a little harder as he went with the choice of teasing Dan even more. He sat up and turned around completely, shuffling his knees under his body as he muttered “If I’m not sobbing by the third orgasm, I’ll be disappointed, Daddy.”
Dan’s mouth dropped open slightly, and he almost chuckled in surprise, taken aback by Phil finally managing to push past that barrier of hesitance and self-conciousness around dirty talk, if only for a moment. His eyes squeezed shut for a second as he gathered his wits, needing to take his gaze off of Phil to get himself back together. He was too gorgeous like this, wound up and begging to get off, quiff disheveled, and glasses slipping down the bridge of his nose.
“Alright love, turn around and let Daddy make you feel good again.”
Dan guided, speaking once he could think again. Phil did just as instructed, flipping over back onto his stomach, and pulling his panties to the side. Dan spread his cheeks and lapped over his hole much slower this time, dragging his tongue in a circular motion around Phil’s rim, but refusing to push inside, wanting to keep Phil on edge and waiting for it.
Phil squirmed and pushed his ass back with a frustrated whine, mumbling “Daddy, come on, you said you were gonna make me cum. Hurry up.”
Dan chuckled softly, giving in then to Phil’s demands. He pushed his tongue in past Phil’s rim, nearly losing it when he felt Phil flutter around him. He was so desperate for it, hands balling up the sofa fabric between his fingers, needy for something to hold onto as that heat in his tummy steadily grew, letting him know his first orgasm of the night was coming up soon.
Dan slid two fingers in beside his tongue, and Phil was done for, cumming instantly with a choked off cry. His body went limp as the pleasure resided, already exhausted, and the night had barely even begun. Dan pulled away for a moment to let him breathe, watching with a self-satisfied grin plastered on his face as Phil tried to get himself back together. He was still shaking a little, panting under his breath, and eyes clenched shut.
After a few minutes Dan pulled his fingers out as well, shuffling up to where he could rest on the back of Phil’s thighs, and muttering in his ear, “You ready for more, angel? Or do you wanna take a break for tonight, try this some other time?”
Phil lifted his head up and giggled, “I’m not that old yet, you can keep going. Don’t need to stop—don’t want to.”
Dan rolled his eyes in response, but did as requested, pressing three fingers in Phil now. Phil gasped, eyes shooting open and body reacting almost instantly. He avoided thrusting them at first, instead scissoring and feeling around to where he could find Phil’s prostate. He found it easily, rubbing the rough, calloused tips against his spot over and over. Phil practically sobbed, pushing himself up on his hands and knees so he could rut back, fuck himself on Dan’s fingers. It felt so fucking good, maybe a little intense, and maybe a little overwhelming—more than Phil was used to—but he was so willing to take it, more than willing, wanting.
And then it was gone. Dan’s fingers were pulling out again and he was left clenching around nothing. Phil’s whole body shuddered at the sudden emptiness, hole twitching uselessly. He was about to turn around and grumble something about how he didn’t want to be teased, but then Dan was pushing him down on his back, sitting on top of him and straddling his chest. His cock was right next to Phil’s face, close enough if he leaned up he could take it in his mouth--and that was exactly what Dan wanted.
“Go on baby, suck me off. Make me feel good, and I’ll let you cum.”
He commanded gently, holding the tip of his cock at Phil’s lips. Phil took him in eagerly, letting Dan push in all the way to the hilt. He felt Dan’s hand in his hair, holding him there as he tried to adjust to breathing through his nose, and somehow that just got him even harder. Thinking about how helpless he was, how Dan could fuck his throat and keep him completely still while he used Phil. The idea turned him on more than it should have.
After a few minutes Dan could tell Phil was getting tired and impatient. He looked utterly wrecked, face flushed and lips damp with spit and precum. He pulled out carefully, giggling when Phil whined and tried to chase after his dick, neck straining.
“Turn around angel, gonna make you cum now.”
Phil nodded, returning to his hands and knees, and closing his eyes as he waited to feel Dan’s cock pressing inside him. Something about not being able to see made the tension stronger, the wait even better, more teasing. Dan’s hands found their way to Phil’s hips, gripping his lovehandles, and fingers digging into the soft skin as he positioned the tip of his dick right against Phil’s hole, deciding to be even more of a cheeky shit and thrusting between his cheeks. Phil groaned, it felt good, but he was so fucking desperate, and it didn’t feel as good as he knew Dan inside him would. Nothing did.
“Daaaddy, stop teasing. ‘M so hard it hurts.”
He complained, lips curled in the pout Dan loved so much, the pout Phil knew could get him anything if he tried hard enough. Dan rolled his eyes, but he got along with it, lining himself up properly and pushing inside Phil. Phil practically keened, rolling his hips back to force Dan deeper. The head of his cock brushed over Phil’s prostate, and he almost came just from that, his body so sensitive and sore all over, but still needing more.
Dan held back at first, moving gently in and out of Phil, and keeping his pace slow. Phil knew he meant it in the sweetest way possible, knew his boyfriend was scared of hurting him when Phil was so rarely overstimmed, but he didn’t have the patience for Dan’s loving precautions today. He pulled off of him, turning around and pushing Dan down to where he was laying on his back, before slamming back down on his cock, moaning when he felt it press all the way in. Dan groaned, hands shooting down to where they could clutch Phil’s ass, groping the soft, supple flesh as he started to bounce on Dan’s dick.
He spread his cheeks, his thumb circling Phil’s rim, and blood running hot when he could feel himself fucking in and out of Phil, slick and fast and so, so good. Phil was moving quick now, hands braced on Dan’s chest for leverage as he pulled himself up all the way to the tip, and forced his hips back down with all the strength he could muster, sobbing out loud when he hit his own spot dead-on. Dan’s hand wrapped around his cock, started stroking him in time with his thrusts, and Phil came for the second time that night, hard and all over his and Dan’s chests. Dan followed soon after, overwhelmed by the feeling of Phil clenching around him, and hitting his own release within seconds.
Phil, for lack of better words, flopped off of Dan’s cock, clumsy and tired, but completely adorable in Dan’s eyes. He was panting hard, chest rising with each inhale, but Dan wasn’t willing to give him a break this time, shuffling down to where he could get between Phil’s legs, and bringing the tip of his softening cock into his mouth.
Phil nearly squirmed off the couch, his thighs clasping around Dan’s head instantly, as if his body was trying to shut Dan out, push away the pleasure he knew he wanted so badly.
“Daddy, ‘s too much. Can’t take it.”
Phil whimpered, his vision starting to blur and tears rolling down his cheeks. Every little touch set his skin on fire, and it was almost too much for Phil to handle. Almost.
Dan popped off for a second to mutter, “Just a little bit more baby, you can take it. Take it for Daddy.” Lapping softly over the tip of Phil’s cock to give him a moment to breathe, before diving back down, sinking deeper with every bob of his head ‘til his nose was pressed against Phil’s pelvis. Phil shivered, but took everything Dan gave him gratefully, without complaint this time.
“Good boy.”
Dan mumbled, mouth still around Phil’s dick, and it was those words combined with a thumb pushing hard against his perineum that sent Phil over the edge for a final time, writhing and twisting on the mattress, unable to hold still as his body was wracked with pleasure. Dan worked him through it the whole time, not letting up until Phil had a hand in his hair and was tugging on his curls, pushing him off.
Dan sat up then, pulling Phil into his lap and cradling him against his chest. Phil was asleep within minutes, exhausted from the events of the evening. Dan chuckled fondly, but let his boyfriend stay like that, happy for him to sleep in his arms as long as he needed. After all, they could always clean up tomorrow.
Cool promptoriano for you, dan and phil both being bottoms so they have to figure things out (sexually as one does). You can pick how ever it goes (if they end up one top and one bottom, extra points for bottom Phil!)
OKAY YES I KNOW IT’S BEEN A MILLION YEARS BUT YA BOY IS BACK I HAD FINALS UPON FINALS
Dan and Phil had been dating for a couple months now, many people would now think that they would’ve fucked like rabbits, yet that was very far from the truth. Unfortunately, they were both “solely” bottoms, well maybe. Dan had tried once to get Phil to fuck him, but that didn’t to so well, as Phil had panicked and Dan simply apologized and got used to wanking in the shower.
But tonight, tonight was different. It had been about eleven o'clock on an average Saturday night they had been watching Thor the dark night, yet of course, Phil’s mind had gotten the best of him. (despite what many people said Phil was actually more dirty-minded than Dan was) Phil was obviously thinking about how hot Thor was and you know just Thor fucking him.
Phil being the big spoon Dan soon felt Phil’s hard on touching his back. He soon hesitantly turned to Phil with bright red cheeks.“Phil i-are you hard?” Dan mumbled Phil looked down and to his surprise he really was hard. All he could do was slowly nod since sex was a hard topic to mention this was very awkward. Dan mustered up some courage grabbing the sides of Phil’s face and giving him a rather rough kiss.
Which obviously Phil kissed back to, after an awkward make-out session they both “tied” on the so-called dominance war. Phil had eventually pulled Dan into his lap. They had both awkwardly went back to their make-out session, blushing furiously the whole time.
Dan had pushed Phil back, very surprisingly. Now with Dan straddling Phil, the brown haired boy reached down and started to unbutton Phil’s shirt, once it was off he had crawled off the awaiting Phil’s lap, positioning in between his legs. Dan now felt something inside him, he was wanting and loving the control he had at this moment, all he wanted to do was make Phil scream and boy was he gonna do it. Finally Dan understood.
Dan had started placing gentle kisses across Phil’s chest, but they soon turned into rough kisses, sometimes bites. Somehow in the mix Dan got his own shirt off, soon nearly ripping Phil’s pants off with an animalistic growl. Dan had also slowly, teasingly pulled off his own pants.
Phil knew he would not last long already, mainly because he hadn’t been fucked in awhile and he had never seen Dan so dominant. Dan had moved himself to sit between Phil’s legs palming the raven haired boy, palming him through his boxers. All Phil could do was let out a desperate whimper flushing down his chest. Dan just chuckled hooking his fingers the others boxers looking up to Phil for consent which he of course nodded quickly to. As soon as Phil’s boxers were off Dan’s mouth was around his-very-hard member. Phil moaned out gripping onto the boy’s hair.
While Dan was doing that he reached his hand down, tracing over the tight muscles, Phil loudly gasped as the finger pushed itself in. About ten minutes of Dan stretching Phil he pulled himself off, looking up to Phil.”Ready?” Dan asked grabbing the lube coating himself in it, as Phil nodded. Dan pushed in slowly waiting a bit for Phil to get used to it.”You can move.” Dan nodded starting with slow thrusts, eventually picking up the pace.
Phil could only let out small gasps and whines as Dan gripped his hips to keep him from squirming.”Harder D-Dan.” Phil whined out, as Dan did as told, shockingly speeding up going gradually harder. Phil was letting out loud moans panting. Dan lifted the others legs over his shoulders harshly pounding into him.”You’re such a good boy Phil.” Phil was so so close and Dans words weren’t helping either. Soon enough without warning Phil came, untouched, and over himself, Dan following soon after pulling out laying besides him catching his breath.
“i love you so much baby” Dan said, but Phil was already asleep and fucked out
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Dan Howell/Phil Lester
Characters: Dan Howell, Phil Lester
Additional Tags: Oneshot, Established Relationship, Smut, top dan, dom Dan, Sub Phil, lawyer dan, Baby Phil, Pastel Phil, Dom/sub, Punishment
Summary:
Dan is very busy with work, but Phil is bored and bratty. Phil interrupts Dan when he’s working on a stressful case, amd Dan decides his little brat needs to be punished
Summary: In which Phil slips at an inconvenient time and his daddy doesn’t notice.
ASs (ao3) - analester
Summary: “Here’s an idea, there’s a gif of Phil sticking his butt out from his last video and maybe Dan sees the gif and how juicy Phil’s butt looks so he decides that he wants to top Phil so he can watch his butt jiggle as he fucks him and he cums all over Phil’s ass”.
Elevator Music (ao3) - MaeTaurus
Summary: After yoga, Dan gets stuck in an elevator with a fan. Thankfully, Phil texts Dan to make sure he doesn’t get too bored.
Hands (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: Phil thought he was done learning things about what he liked in bed, until he started paying attention to Dan's hands.
Just Wait Till We Go Home and You’ll Really See What This Can Do - the-butt-llama
Summary: AU Where Dan and Phil are in class and Dan gets bored so he starts rubbing Phil’s back which soon turns dirty.
Restaurant Business - the-butt-llama
Summary: Phil is in a really bad mood and so when they go out for a meal, he is really rude to their waitress so Dan takes him to the loo and spanks him, and then he tells him to apologise and Phil can’t sit comfortably for the rest of the dinner, but then they have cuddles at home.
Sleepovers - switchdnp
Summary: 1.4k words of soft, fluffy first time smut.
Surprise (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: This is my first story on Archive and my first smut story, so please be nice ^.^ some Phan smut and such so yeah that's it I guess. Enjoy! Also Dan tops in this story btw and I know a lot of people disagree with that so I'm sorry that you couldn't stick around~
To Live In Clover (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: Dan needs to escape his hell life. Anthony has a rather extraordinary offer. But what does it entail for Dan?
With Red Accents (ao3) - americanphancakes
Summary: Phil surprises Dan with a new nighttime look.
You're Really Hot and I Could Use the Cash (ao3) - midnightskydan
Summary: When Dan is offered luxurious living conditions and the ability to pursue his art and drop out of law school, and all he has to do is be there for consensual sex with the hottest man he's ever seen, he's not about to turn it down. Confusing feelings and relationships be damned.
Summary: Dan is a waiter that's paid to be rude, and Phil just happens to be one of his 'lucky' customers.
Dan Teaches Anthony To Sub - do-it-with-the-howell-lesters
Summary: Dan teaches Anthony what it’s like to sub for Phil.
Dan the Personal Assistant (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: Dan has to submit an application video to be an assistant for a company President, Mr. Lester. But what happens when he accidentally sends a wrong video?
Good Boy (ao3) - Misha_with_wings
Summary: Dan is being a good little pet, so Phil decides to reward him.
Household Fun - the-butt-llama
Summary: After a fancy quicky after school, Dan and Phil rush to get home for Dan to use his toys to their full extent.
In Sync (ao3) - librapinof
Summary: daddy!phil and neko!dan go on a romantic night out to celebrate 5 years of being together where then they end up engaged to one another and make passionate love to celebrate their lives together.
Let’s Cause A Little Trouble - luminaryhowell
Summary: The one where Phil is a cameraman at the Olympics and Dan is a bratty figure skater who isn’t pleased with Phil’s work. but Phil’s turned on by this more than anything.
That’s the Reward (ao3) - librapinof
Summary: the fic where (punk) Phil takes (pastel) Dan shopping for new lingerie as his reward for behaving (and bc Phil ripped Dan’s favourite pair) and smut ensues as Dan wears the most enticing lace thong (Daddy) Phil’d ever seen him in. Dan then proceeds to ride Phil into oblivion while still wearing his reward outfit.
Treat Me Right - midnightskydan
Summary: In which Phil shows Dan the loving, praising, and insanely pleasurable first time he deserves.
White Silken Sheets - auroraphilealis
Summary: Dan’s always liked being dominated in bed. Phil’s the only one Dan felt safe enough to take complete control, however. The only one he trusted to take him into sub space, and the only one he trusted to take his breath away. Literally.
sub!phil
A Little Fight - midnightskydan
Summary: In which Phil slips at an inconvenient time and his daddy doesn’t notice.
ASs (ao3) - analester
Summary: “Here’s an idea, there’s a gif of Phil sticking his butt out from his last video and maybe Dan sees the gif and how juicy Phil’s butt looks so he decides that he wants to top Phil so he can watch his butt jiggle as he fucks him and he cums all over Phil’s ass”.
Elevator Music (ao3) - MaeTaurus
Summary: After yoga, Dan gets stuck in an elevator with a fan. Thankfully, Phil texts Dan to make sure he doesn’t get too bored.
Just Wait Till We Go Home and You’ll Really See What This Can Do - the-butt-llama
Summary: AU Where Dan and Phil are in class and Dan gets bored so he starts rubbing Phil’s back which soon turns dirty.
Keep Talking And You Won’t Come (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: “You are being bad, you need to only speak when I’m speaking.”
Sleepovers - switchdnp
Summary: 1.4k words of soft, fluffy first time smut.
Sub Space - auroraphilealis
Summary: There’s only one person that Phil ever let’s take control, and that’s Dan.
Super Massive Black Hole - gorgeousdan
Summary: Whenever Dan goes on Tumblr blogs, all he ever sees is how much of a slut he is for Phil’s cock. When he reads one fic, he starts to wonder what it would be like to be fucked by his sub.
Switch (ao3) - analester
Summary: a fic that is heavily based off of switch!phan where sub!little!phil desperately wants to play with his daddy (dan).
Touches - the-butt-llama
Summary: Dan ‘punishes’ Phil for forgetting the house keys in france (like on his tweet) and so they have kinky sex with dom!dan.
