#suchnerve

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Oobleck: Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is... (Opens history book)

Oobleck: ...Uh oh.

Oobleck: (Frantically flipping through pages) Uh oh. Oh no oh no oh no oh no no no no...

Oobleck: ...Uh oh.

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[matchgirl42]

Vivian(@suchnerve) on twitter: “In light of the heated responses to my tweet, I would like to issue a formal response.“

Follows an image of a press release that reads:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

4/20/69

STATEMENT BY VIVIAN JONES

SUCHNERVE PRODUCTIONS

NEW YORK - 4/20/69 - The office of Vivian Jones (”suchnerve”) has been made aware of a series of tweets from angry twitter users within the past few hours in regard to the way she has conducted herself on her personal twitter account.

Chief Officer Vivian Jones writes, “The board of directors firmly belives her statement to be true,” further inputting that “she meant every word” and “would say it again.”

Press Secretary Vivian Jones, in conjunction with Chief Officer Vivian Jones, also writes, “Y’all are just mad because I’m right.  Consider getting your own lives in order before attacking other people online.”  She further adds, “You can catch this block” before exiting the room.

At this time, “suchnerve” confirms that she shall not receive any further comments about her tweets on this matter.

Founded in 2008, SUCHNERVE PRODUCTIONS (Nasdaq “BITCH”) offers a wide range of products and service designed to make bros mad, bootlickers sad, and comrades glad.

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SUCHNERVE PRODUCTIONS and “Vivian Jones” are either registered trademarks or trademarks of SUCHNERVE PRODUCTIONS under fully-automated luxury gay space communism.

For more information, press only:

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[matchgirl42]

Vivian(@suchnerve) on twitter: “when i’m rude on purpose, it’s because i’ve decided the person simply doesn’t want to change their mind and therefore the best i can do is make them feel unwelcome enough to shut up“