nirei (32) (had a long shift) (feet hurt) at 9pm seeing the trash is full after making a snack and walking so so casually into the living room where sakura + suo have been in competition for the past half hour deliberately streaming commercials and pretending they enjoy it more than the show they both actually want to watch. uber nonchalant nirei voice "hey so by the way about taking out the trash NOSE GOES NOT IT." and like a fat king observing his starving subjects fight among themselves for a tossed coin he watches them both instantly revert to a six year old mentality scrambling to successfully touch their own noses while also attempting to hinder eachother. suo loses by a hair and turns to sakura w big anime eyes like pleeeeeease dont make me get up right now 🥺🙏 u can win the commercial game 🥺🥺🙏 and sakuras like. 1st of all what game i love watching commercials i do this all the time purely for entertainment (internal narration: ha. i win). 2nd of all i did ur dishes on tuesday. no. so suo turns to nirei and before hes even directly aimed his huge wet kicked puppy expression at nirei he gets hit w the Remember that time you beat me unconscious and left my body in the street ?
