Apr 9, 2023
FMK. Red Hood, Nightwing, Batman
Okay. I feel like this is very obvious, but here we go. Kill everyone but Jason.
JUST KIDDING.
I am going to:
Fuck Dick.
Marry Jason.
Kill Bruce.
Reasons?
Jason is the love of my life. Would die for him, would kill for him. Plus, marriage basically implies I can fuck him ANY TIME.
Dick is, admittedly, very hot. I figure with his flexibility, we can try out like half of the kama sutra or whatever it's called. But, in the long run, there can only be one pun master in the relationship. I can't handle the competition.
As for Bruce, I love him. He was my childhood husbando. One of my very first, for that matter. But, I've grown up. Plus, I cannot, in good conscience, steal Superman's husband. So, he's gotta die.