#dc comics fmk

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It's been a while, but I'm bored at work, so that means it's Fuck, Marry, Kill time! Send in the asks: Guys, gals, and nonbinary pals are ALL fair game! (Any characters involved are assumed to be 18+.)

Also, I'll accept non-DC characters from the following fandoms (Have mercy and tell me which fandom you're using):

Marvel, Miraculous Ladybug, Sailor Moon, Pokémon, Marvel, Stardew Valley, Criminal Minds, My Hero Academia, Psycho-Pass, Ouran High School Host Club, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, JJK, Baldur's Gate, and Seven Deadly Sins.

To see what I've already done, check out the FMK Masterlist!

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FMK: Vandal Savage, Ra’s al Ghul, Darkseid

Fuck: Ra's al Ghul. If I can get close enough to fuck him, I can hit Talia on my way out. 😈

Marry: Vandal Savage. He's kinda hot in some comic renditions. If he actually loved me, I'm sure he'd treat me pretty good.

Kill: Darkseid. Asshole. Ugly. 🤮

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FMK ask from Discord:

Three different forms of Jason. Red Hood, Arkham Knight, Red Hooded Ninja (YJ).

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F: Arkham Knight.

M: Red Hood.

K: Red Hooded Ninja.

(I don't wanna kill any of them, but I gotta follow the rules.)

I didn't want to give explanations on Discord, seeing as it was a SFW server.

Arkham Knight... FUCK. That man does things to me. He'd be rough. He'd hurt me in the best ways. Then, he'd cry as he nuts. I don't make the rules, people.

Red Hood. Just my classic baby. This is the man that would leave me wanting for nothing. Cuddles, bedtime stories, rough or gentle (depending on our mood), 100% no marriage counseling needed.

Red Hooded Ninja? I don't know enough about him, but from what I do know, he is too innocent. I'd be afraid to corrupt him.

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Fmk: Talia Al Ghul, Lois Lane, Selina Kyle. The milfs of DC!

Fuck: Selina

Marry: Talia

Kill: Lois

Talia is a goddess.

Selina wears leather and a whip.

Lois is canonically grammatically and spelling challenged. She is continuously getting herself in trouble. I need to kill her before she has the chance to give me gray hair or a heart attack. I rest my case.

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FMK. Red Hood, Nightwing, Batman

Okay. I feel like this is very obvious, but here we go. Kill everyone but Jason.

JUST KIDDING.

I am going to:

Fuck Dick.

Marry Jason.

Kill Bruce.

Reasons?

Jason is the love of my life. Would die for him, would kill for him. Plus, marriage basically implies I can fuck him ANY TIME.

Dick is, admittedly, very hot. I figure with his flexibility, we can try out like half of the kama sutra or whatever it's called. But, in the long run, there can only be one pun master in the relationship. I can't handle the competition.

As for Bruce, I love him. He was my childhood husbando. One of my very first, for that matter. But, I've grown up. Plus, I cannot, in good conscience, steal Superman's husband. So, he's gotta die.

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FMK: Sheila Haywood, Lady Shiva, Talia al Ghul

Fuck: Shiva. I'm not saying that she's perfect, but she's hot, and there is someone on this list that I have a severe grudge against.

Marry: Talia, my goddess. She is gorgeous, she is smart, she can kick my ass, and I find that to be very fucking attractive. She's the whole package. Get her out of Ra's's murder league, and we could raise so many beautiful babies. 😍

Kill: Sheila. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. DC may paint Jason as being in that warehouse because he was reckless and disobedient, but you know the truth. I would personally beat her with a crowbar. I'm not a violent person. But I have a few exceptions. She's one.

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FMK: Green Lanterns.

I'm assuming you mean Hal, Guy, and Kyle.

Fuck: Hal. He's hot, not going to lie. But he's kinda annoying in most movies and stuff.

Marry: Kyle. He's hot, he's artsy, and might let Jason join in. *wiggles eyebrows*

Kill: Guy. That bowl cut alone should be punishable by death.

@problem-bat, honestly, I'm surprised this wasn't sent in by you, Lantern Fucker (affectionate).

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Fuck, marry, kill - Red Hood, Deathstroke, Black Mask.

Okay...

Fuck Slade.

Marry Jason. (Obviously.)

Kill Black Mask.

I could go on for ages for why Jason is husband material. Sorry, y'all, but Jason is eternally in the Marry position.

Slade. More attractive than Roman. Doesn't sell drugs. That's about it.

Look, if I could kill both Slade and Roman, I would, but them's the rules. They're both scum. Slade is just a very hair higher up. Plus, if I remember correctly, Roman killed/nearly killed Steph. Nobody hurts my blonde waffle goddess.