#superharem

[whimsicalbean]

#supershit

[the-real-jason-todd-not-dead]

If I created my own superharem would anyone be interested in joining?

[bentennyon]

[theblanddcu2021]

My mom is funnier than me.

She said "What if Superman's rocket landed in Utah instead of Kansas? Than Jor-El's harem idea might have worked out."

[shinynewwriting]

The Kryptonian doth protest too much, and I suspect Bruce knows this for a fact, because:

[glowstickblood]

Ya know one thing that was kinda funny to me in the Superman 2025 movie is the fact that Lex & evil dictator dude where doing the propaganda about Superman’s secret harem as some horrifying thing going on like half the the world’s population wouldn’t be low-key lining up to join.

Do I think most people would want to be part of a harem? No not really. Do I think if most people got the opportunity to fuck Superman they would take it? Absolutely I do.

Look me in the eyes and tell me that if people found out that a really nice guy who’s been non-stop saving people for 3 years, can carry a building with ease, AND is 6’5 and hot wanted a chance with them they would wouldn’t take it??

People would be lining up around the block! The internet would be flooded with selfies and bio’s advertising themselves to join the #superharem! Lois Lane would have to be bashing people away with a broom while Clark huddles embarrassed af in the corner.

This was not the play Lex thought it was is all I’m saying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[obsessedwithromance]

In some sort of kryptonian afterlife,

Jor-El and Lara-El, watching their son only have 1 partner: WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE YOUR HUMAN FRIEND, JIMMY?!

[allhisrunes]