#secret harem

[lukeqatwalker]

[whimsicalbean]

#supershit

[fandomnerd9602]

Clark looks up at the news report…

Lex: and where is his secret harem?

Clark: secret harem? Why would I need or want that?

Y/N walks by…

Y/N: dude the hashtag secret harem is blowing up now. Mostly girls saying they’d volunteer for it…and some guys too

Clark:

[azure-arsonist]

The most unrealistic thing about superman 2025 was that the harem bombshell didn't immediately backfire on lex luthor because what do you mean the kind handsome all powerful compassionate endearing alien man wants to breed me? Where do I sign up? The harem probably has alien healthcare are you fucking kidding me? Realistically millions of women would have immediately been on board.

[harlot-whore]

so... if i (hypothetically) wanted to join the secret harem (which I don't), is there a place to apply? (asking for a friend)

[caskeullt]

jay walker and superman are like the same person. theyre both adopted by older countryfolk, they both have a gay ass best friend, they both got tboy swag, And they both have a secret harem

[m-g-s-art]

Superboy (Kon or Jon) will have an absolutely awful time debuting as superheroes in a world where their fathers' potential secret harem was the focal point of the world's conversation a few years earlier.

[downbythebay4]

Lowkey looking for a few good girlies (gender neutral) to co-found the Superman’s Secret Harem Tumblr-matic Universe.

We need plus size!reader x Superman, black!reader x Superman, trans/nb!reader x Superman, furry/alien!reader x Superman. The sky is the limit.

It’s giving “my parents sold me to One Direction” except we’ll all have slumber parties in the Fortress of Solitude and teach Gary how to play Light as a Feather. Anyone with me?