#superhero shit

[notmuchtoconceal]

popular boy JC -- uses hypnotic PUA techniques he learned from his cousin the DL world's greatest sex magician (whose biological dad was as ancient as his adopted one) to ensnare a bunch of galilean fisherman bros into being his homeboys.

popular boy JC -- keeps pissing off fat old jewish witches dedicated to roman law and order by being too sexy for his shirt and who hath given and gotten of himself a head of hair, long beautiful hair ~

popular boy JC -- tells his posse that outsiders will not understand his secrets like they will, but trusts them to know the esoteric meanings of his popular parables, trusting that both his unconditional love of them in tandem with a repeated scientific demonstration of his capacity to alchemically transmute matter and perform energy healing will open their hearts to his message

popular boy JC -- is shocked, annoyed shocked [yet mostly annoyed] when his boys wake him up piss-terrified of dying in a shipwreck cause they can't seem to recall he can control the weather.

popular boy JC -- has no idea his boys are now piss terrified of HIM for savin their asses cause they had NO IDEA he could control the weather.

popular boy JC -- being sarcastic? girls keep up?

bro this man was basically an x-man.

[fgrobichiko]

So like obviously I wish they'd used the comic accurate designs for the old X-Men movies.

BUT

There's a reason storm's look has kind of carried over in places.

Halle berry is hot as hell, but the ribbing that's on all of their suits fits really well as an insulation motif, and the lines manage to keep the visual language of the bare legs and long dress. Keeping the cape was also amazing, I just wish they'd kept the white shoes from the concept art.

It's funny that, on everyone else, it just looks like biker gear. But give it to her and add a cape, and bam, that's a superhero outfit. It really drives home how close they were to making them legit, even unintentionally.

After the first film, letting her hair change from pure white to having darker roots helped it look more like a choice she made rather than the white-washing-adjacent trope of black characters with naturally straight hair, and also added a kind of windswept, cloudy vibe to it that pure white didn't have.

Halle Berry could kick my ass and I'd thank her, but also she actually got the one suit I think genuinely just looks good. So there, have a hot take from 25 years ago. Lol

[faeryshell]

the three suns

i had a dream i am from a different solar system. the information i received was revealed as three planets with people that could see, speak, hear, and see in multiple dimensions. they're extinct now because they were colonised by an alien race, a very ancient alien race. they believed my planet was too powerful of an imagination to exist, so i reincarnated as a human and became a god in order to find them and properly kill them for good.

[mdmayyee]

Someone said The Batman movie was Batman fighting against a redditor and their followers and I’m screaming.

Like I’m waiting on a more accurate description of this riddler.

[archbishop-of-maxlow]

[szept-sosna]

this image is so special to me

[majsmom]

My face when I realized that Wandavision was a show about Wanda and Vision.

[chillinglikeashilling]

Me (tapping on a mic): Hello everyone thank you for coming to my press conference. I wanted to let you all know that I will no longer be operating under the name Star Shine, I will now be the hero Star Burst

Reporter (sick of my shit): Isn't this like your fifth costume and name change?

Me: Sixth actually, I was Lady Night's sidekick Star Bit when I first started

Reporter 2: Wait didn't she die in battle?

Me: That was the third Star Bit. I, Number 2 and Number 6 are all perfectly fine

Reporter 1: Wait, what about Numbers 3-5?

Me: They're also alive. ANYWAY, back to my costume reveal