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I misread Ivy’s prompt as fake marriage and now we are both suffering but I want this to be remembered for future stories. (I’m dying to write this) Bathtub Fic+ Fake Married with K2

Kyle doesn’t want to hear any more preaching from his mother about getting married to a nice girl because of her thinking that friendship between boys and girls are impossible. (Let’s say it’s Bebe.) So Kyle is super tense and the boys and girls decide to take him to Vegas. That’s where he meets Kenny who went to vegas with his friend for Butters’ bachelor’s party. They end up talking, Kyle ends up ranting and Kenny just goes: “You know you could just get married in Vegas then call it a day once your mom stops bothering you.” And Kyle starts thinking about possible people when Kenny just goes. “Getting married sound fun.” “My mom would kill me if it wasn’t a Jewish wedding.” (Note that he is 23-24) “We will make it work?” (Kenny is just super interested.) So they go as far as to search for a  chapel with these kind of marriage services AND CLYDE EVEN GOES AS AS FAR TO PAY HALF OF THE FEE IF THAT MEANS THAT KYLE’S MOTHER WILL STOP NAGGING BEBE (Even Bebe gives them 20$) they highfive at the wedding an even act as witnesses. (along Butters and Stan) And Kenny gets into the whole fake husband role easily. Kyle on the otherhand... He is still weirded out because Kenny is a stranger and it’s fake marriage and what if Kenny is not as nice as he pretends to be? Forwarding the story to few months later when they are both visiting Sheila (Kyle and his mom had an argument which result in Kenny inviting Kyle to his apartment. I’m not sure about his profession) Kenny is about to go to bath when he hears Kyle and Sheila arguing, again, about Kyle’s future, so he just walks up to them, towel and pyjamas in his hand and drags Kyle away. (btw he usually sleeps in his underwear but hey, it’s the Broflovski house so he doesn’t want Sheila to bite his head off.) They end up in the bathroom and Kenny reasons with “It would be weird if we left in our regular clothes.” And haha yeah, they have way more than a fake marriage going on already so Kenny manages to make Kyle get in the bathtub with him. No funny business tho 1, because they are not at home 2, Kenny is still unsure about Kyle’s feelings and it’s not the time and place to play guess They talk and he lets Kyle rant about whatever happened downstairs while he massages his neck and shoulders and he can feel Kyle slowly relaxing, even sliding a bit closer to Kenny =w=b Deep down they both go “Oh god, I love this man” NOW I REALLY WANT TO WRITE THIS EVEN AS A ONESHOT. LIKE HOLY MOLY.

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Stan of Many Moons, who refuses to come home.

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[unxpctedlygreat]

"already so deep and it's episode 1" I'M GLAD!

i swear it’s like for the blond it was love at first sight omg

[unxpctedlygreat]

Mhhh! Random! 5,11,14, 26, 35, 40 :D

Random is good ✨ Thanks ! uwu

5. Shoplifted?

Answered just before, and yes, I have

11. Favourite tumblr?

Mine I mean, I don’t really check individual tumblrs so...

14. Favourite book? 

That’s a hard question, woops. I’m gonna say Mistress of Rome by Kate Quinn

26. Shoe size?

40/41, idk what size it makes outside of France :’D

35. Opinion on love?

My opinion is that I have no idea what love is, if it’s something real, if I feel it, if people feel it, I just dont know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

40. Still watch cartoons?

Before our TV died, yup, I still did :’) (and I guess anime counts anyway?)

Send me a couple numbers

[enyaga]

random... 5, 13, 19, 25, 32, 44, 49 :)

We’ll see how random it actually is this time. :)))

5) a description of my self-esteem.

Incredibly confusing. I’m actually rather egocentrical and narcissistic at times, and I won’t deny that I’ve often thought about myself as being the only good person in a school/class/etc full of despicable and unworthy scum that didn’t deserve to be anywhere near me.

And, on the other hand, I appear insecure because I can’t truly see that worth I’m seemingly so proud of. I doubt each and all of my definining skills and traits and can’t seem to do what I truly want to do because I don’t think I deserve it or I’m good enough for it. I’m scared to try. That is also why I appreciate and love my friends so much, because they make me feel like I’m truly worth something. Anything at all. If I can charge against my problems and stand up again is because I know they will support me if I ever ask them to. That comes to show that I’m the one who doesn’t deserve to be anywhere near such great people, but doesn’t keep me from having the mindset I mentioned above.

So, basically, I’m bluffing my way through life.

13) my favourite song right now.

Gosh, so hard. Last time I mentioned LA Devotee by P!ATD and Mala Cara by Mota, but those were very, uh, eventual. I’ll go with something more meaningful this time.

During my last heavy depression, an artist from Argentina that I love, called Sergio Makaroff, released a song called Nada Personal. At that time, I was dealing with feelings that I couldn’t cope with, and what’s worse--that I couldn’t understand. But this song hit so close to home, because it described what I hadn’t been able to describe myself: my need to leave. I needed to get away from everything and everyone for a while; fight alone, you see, even though I was afraid to worry and disappoint my friends and loved ones.

This song became the soundtrack of my life for a while: it made it into a certain story about Handa that you are probably familiar with, became my most played song on Spotify and, what’s more, a close friend of mine found out about my problems due to it. So, even though I don’t spend my days listening to it anymore, it still bears a huge emotional baggage to it.

19) what are my future plans.

Draw a lot, collab a lot, write a lot, finish university and... survive?

25) how many kids i want in the future.

Depends on how many my wife persuades me to have. But, right now, zero is a nice number. Poor kid shouldn’t have to bear with my DNA.

32) who was the last person i held hands with.

...Uh. Did we hold hands, @agentafter? I have a faint memory of that, but I can’t say. But considering we last saw each other about 3 years ago, it comes to show how popular I’ve been lately. ww

44) just one thing i’ve lied about.

I’m not as handsome as I pretend to be.

But since you all see right through me when I say it... I told Roxy I didn’t suspect Santa to have killed me in 999, BUT I DO. HE’S A LITTLE SHIT. ...Yeah, I’m unexciting even when it comes to lies. But I honestly can’t remember a better one right now.

49) my worst perversion.

Worst as in worrying, or worst as in the biggest one? Well, I’ll go with both.

The worrying one would be... netorare. Y-yeah. What can I say? If you are being cheated on, the best you can do is try to enjoy it. Make lemonade.

As for the biggest, if you’ve talked to me for more than 10 minutes, chances are you are already aware of my love for boobs. But if that’s too obvious, I’ll say hands. I looove hands. They are a huge turn on for me... or a huge turn off. It depends on whether I like them or not. ww

Okay, those seemed random enough :P And it was fun! Thanks for asking~!

[enyaga]

te juro que lo hice al azar... ahora, qué buena soy en eso AJAJAJAJAJA Y no diré más porque el resto es OBVIO ajajajajaja bye

No hace falta que lo jures. Qué puntería, y qué ansias de hacerme hablar XDDD