Jul 22, 2020
Strange Mirror Found In Ditch
During The Middle Of The Night Yesterday, A Strange Mirror Covered In Cloth Was Found In The Middle Of The Ditch In Front Of The DNSA (Dutch National Security Agency) Headquarters. A Local Nearby At The Scene, Witnessed A DNSA Agent Take The Mirror & Bring It Into An Unmarked Van. We Talked To This Agent & They Have Declined An Interview About The Object, Stating That "Any Anomalous Mirror, No Mater If It Was Covered In Cloth Or Glowing Purple, Will Be Disclosed... Errr I Mean, No Such Object Exist & Thus Their Is Nothing To Discussed... Can You Strike That First Part I Said?". In Other News An Unnamed DNSA Agent's Work Contract Is Being Reviewed Due To An Unnamed Recent Blunder. -Sarah Suvanna May 9th 1972
