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Mental Institution Explodes From Gasleak, Villains Involved Or Just A Tragedy!

 Today HNA has received reports that the Haliza Mental Institution has been caught up in a catrostrophic exsplosion cause from a gasline explosion. What caused this gasline's break & ignition is currently under investigation, but the lack of survivors amongst either staff or institution residences has made this difficult. Current theory is that the villain "Gasline" (who's MO is basically just this type arson  <ie the name>) is behind it. However, Gasline is only a New Holland Villain, so this is a little to far out form his regular hunting ground. Other theories on what happened are being investigated by DNSA to hopefully find what caused this catarophe! - Linda Ligberg May 13th 1972

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Computer Error Causes New Wave Of Printed Money To Come To Adriaen Block Bank:

HNA Has Been Receiving Reports That This Year's Wave Of Newly Printed Money Will Be Distributed Out To Other Banks From Our Very Own Local New Holland Bank. The Government Policy To Handle Inflation Of ‘Keeping Printed Money Held In Government Sites Till Economists Can Predict What Amount Is Necessity To Keep The Economy Growing Without Massively Raising Inflation’, Has Seen A Bit Of A Mix Up Due To A Computer Error. Usually The Government Sends Armored Transports From The Building The Money Is Housed In, To Designated Banks Of That Year,  So That The Money Can Safely Get To The Banks Hands Without Any Criminal Non-Sense. However A Computer Error Caused All Of The  Money To End Up In The Adriaen Block Bank (Ie The Bank We Have Here In New Holland. That Is Near The Mall, Not The One Near Kirby’s). The Government Has Assured Us That The 365 Million Dutch Dollars Will Be Re-Distributed By The  End Of The Week. -Sarah Suvanna May 12 1972

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Dramatic Increase In Crow Population In New Holland

Over the past few days, many people in New Holland have notice a rather large amount of crows in the city. However, not until today did we know how bad it has really gotten, local zoologists have discovered that the crow population here has increased by 350% (roughly 15k). With no signs of what caused this, leads many baffled. I personally believe that some form of superpower based around either animal control or crows is behind this, or that someone has secretly importing a lot of crows into New Holland for purposes that are probably sinister. 

My fellow writers at HNA believe that something has just interrupted the crows regular migration southward, & or crows from the farmlands south of New Holland were scared north. We won’t know until later what truly caused this phenomenon, but I recommend our readers at home to keep theorizing & to keep watching the skies -Tony C. Theoro May 12 1972

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World Electronic Expo Shows Off The Future Of Entertainment

Today in Bremen Germany the World Electronic Expo (Otherwise know as WEE), had it’s floor show open to the public. The point of WEE is to show of potential new electronic technology to companies, investors & consumers. The shows for the companies & investors have already happened, but the floor show for the consumers was today & the world got to once again see the wonderments of the future.

Amongst the highlights of the show was a presentation on how to make phones more viable, by reducing the size & adding a screen that can flip (Presented by the Halfii Entertainment Corporation). This was a good opener for the company, right before they presented a new device that is going to “revolutionize” how the world does entertainment. This device, know as a ‘Electronic Board-Game Device’ (Or EBD), was shown off to the public. The EBD, a tall standing object with a screen, roughly 7 feet tall in height & 9 feet in width, allows the owner to plug in ‘Electronic Board Games’ into the back compartment & then for those to appear on the screen to pick & then play. They showed off this during the presentation & then played many different games during the show, most notable being Chess, Go, & Mandala. However the show wasn’t a total success, as many viewers noted that it was hard to see the screen from the distance with it’s red & black lighting (& the company noted that the machine could cause headaches if used for too long).

An outlook pull taken after the show, showed that a good amount of attending people foresee this machines as an expensive & inferior novelty of true board gaming. Most reasoned that on can just go out & buy all of the board games that were shown for much less of the cost of the machine. However some of the words that the presenter gave (Gariel Gabby), made us think twice on what this device could be used for. To quote Gabby “This device can bring any board game to the home, if the user has the available chip for it, in-fact, in the future we maybe able to play things on here that can’t be played on any sort of board game.” We here at HNA (Or at least I) are intrigued by this idea of the possibility of this game beyond board games, & are excited to see where the Halfii Entertainment Corporation takes this idea. -Mikhal Moroz May 11th 1972

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Strange Mirror Found In Ditch

During The Middle Of The Night Yesterday, A Strange Mirror Covered In Cloth Was Found In The Middle Of The Ditch In Front Of The DNSA (Dutch National Security Agency) Headquarters. A Local Nearby At The Scene, Witnessed  A DNSA Agent Take The Mirror & Bring It Into An Unmarked Van. We Talked To This Agent & They Have Declined An Interview About The Object, Stating That "Any Anomalous Mirror, No Mater If It Was Covered In Cloth Or Glowing Purple, Will Be Disclosed... Errr I Mean, No Such Object Exist & Thus Their Is Nothing To Discussed... Can You Strike That First Part I Said?". In Other News An Unnamed DNSA Agent's Work Contract Is Being Reviewed Due To An Unnamed Recent Blunder. -Sarah Suvanna May 9th 1972

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Slimes No Longer Going Extinct

Recent Research Has Shown That Slime Are No Longer Going Extinct. For People Who Didn’t Know Slimes Even Existed (Since They only Lived In North America), The Slow Death Of The Species Was Thought To Be An Inevitability. This Is Due To The Fact That They Were Created By The Hero “The Ooze” Who Died Back In 1944. Since Then Scientists Predicted That Slimes Could Only Live For Twenty Years Or So & That Due To The Fact That The Source Of Creation Was Destroyed, They Wouldn’t Be Able To Renew Themselves, & Since They Can’t Reproduce, This Would Put The Species As A Whole On An Eventual Inevitable Fate.

However Something Unexpected Has Happened, Slimes Have Found Out How To Reproduce. How They Do This Is Currently Unknown, But The General Increase In Slime Populations In Industrial Areas & The Fact That New Slime Breeds Are Starting To Come Out Of The Wood Works, Suggest That This Is Happening. We Here At HNA Enjoy Our New Little Slimy Friend, But Amongst Many Other People, Slimes Are A Nuisances Amongst The Ranks Of Cockroaches & Rats (Since Slimes Have A history Of Accidently Wandering Into Homes  Dissolving Foods & Small Objects). We Nonetheless Are Excited To Know That Slimes Will Not Be Relegated To History As A Weird 1910-1970′s  North American Phenomena. -Sarah Suvanna: May 9th 1972

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HNA Goes Global

Our Humble Paper Has Grown Wildly Over These Past Few Years, Having Just Been Only A Paper In New Holland Before Expanding Out Into All Corners Of The New Netherlands Nation. However, As Of Today, We Will Now Be Publishing Our Paper Globally, Expect New News Every Day, With The Amount Of New Varying Counting On How Active The Day Has Been! Nonetheless We Hope To See New Viewers Soon & Wish Good Times & Wellness To All Readers Of Our Paper, New & Old. -Sarah Suvanna 1972