SV EXTRA - Luo and Shen Mutually Screw Over 100 Questions (Ch.88)
Scum Villain Ch.88 - 100 Questions <--- link!!
*giggles* guys the title, I just- sorry, I am 10.
OKAY. Tonight is a extras spree, I am in the mood and my friend passed me this SV extra and I was like “every excuse to read about my beautiful lbh and sqq is good enough for me” so I am gonna pounce on it right now, le’s see.
You couldn’t tell what exactly the questionnaire was investigating. The further along you went, the more unbearable it became to look at the questions.
Off to a great start, I already love this, bless sqh's system!
EDIT 2: I CAN'T BE LAUGHING AT THE FIRST THREE QUESTIONS. I CAN'T.
Shang Qinghua: “What is your sexuality?”
Beginning with three retarded questions in a row, Luo Binghe had already felt it beneath him to answer. Shen Qingqiu couldn’t tolerate it anymore either: “We’re mentioned on the Green Wood Pure Love channel, what do you think?”
I am cRyInG for how hard I'm laughing! GREEN WOOD PURE LOVE??? SERIOUSLY??? BLESS.
Shang Qinhua: “What do you like about the other person?”
Shen Qingqiu said with an amiable expression on his face: “He’s obedient enough.”
Luo Binghe: “I like everything about Shizun.”
Lbh needs to be protected at all costs.
Luo Binghe found this question dull and turned his head to say: “Shizun, these questions are really boring. What exactly did we come here to do?”
(Hush, babe, you never know what the system will do~)
[...] Shang Qinghua: “What do you wish the other person would call you?”
Luo Binghe’s face reddened.
(TOLD YOU. BABE. FJCYJDHXJSJS I WANNA HUG HIM)
The moment Shen Qingqiu saw him being this bashful, an uneasy premonition arose in his heart. He waved his hand and said: “Pass! Pass, pass, pass!”
(SHIZUUUUUN LET BINGHE BE A CAREFREE BATTERFLY FLYING ALL AROUND YOUUUUU)
[...] Luo Binghe shot an anxious glance at Shen Qingqiu and then softly said: “Like how a married couple normally calls each other.”
(*throws away chair and table and pc and screams* YES DO IT RIGHT NOW, MAKE ME HAPPY, DNXHSJHXJSJWIZ)
Shang Qinghua: “What stage has your relationship progressed to?”
Shen Qingqiu: “The things that should have been done have been done. The things that shouldn’t have been done have also been done.”
MY STOMACH HURTS. I LOVE THEM, ALL OF THEM. Also, we absolutely wanna read about these things! Dhfhdmdjksjd
Shang Qinghua: “A frequent location for a date is?”
Shen Qingqiu propped his chin up with a hand: “The moment I open my eyes, I see him. The moment I close my eyes, I also see him. Does this count as being on a date every hour of every day?”
Why I am not even surprised? Lbh you are a genius. That's how you use your powers, good job!!
Shang Qinghua: “When the two of you are together what is the thing that makes your pulse race the most?”
Luo Binghe earnestly said: “The times when I get patted on my head and instructed.”
Shen Qingqiu said: “Uh, when his face is streaming with tears while he’s begging me for something I guess.”
Luo Binghe followed up with: “Also the times when I get scolded and hit……”
He had an intoxicated look on his face. Shen Qingqiu seemed to have gotten used to it already.
Shang Qinghua silently added a note next to Luo Binghe’s name: An incurable M.
I AM SCREAMING CAN YOU HEAR ME? YES, YES THAT'S ME SORRY TO WAKE YOU UP BUT ARE YOU READING WHAT I AM READING, 'CAUSE DJFHDJXHKDJE
Lbh is such a masochist and sqq is like "do I admit it or not...?" as if we already didn't know, beautiful fools **
They are too much. Too. Freaking. Much.
Shang Qinghua: “How did you make up afterwards?”
Shen Qingqiu waved his hand and said: “PaPaPa to save the world!”
THERE. THERE IT IS AGAIN, THE PAPAPA TO SAVE THE WORLD GUYSSSSSS FJDHXHSJXGSJHSJX I LOVE THIS SLANG SO MUCH AHAHAHAH this extra is life, it's beautiful and I'm laughing so much and so hard djchwjchdk
Here comes the best questions, I bet.
Shang Qinghua cleared his throat: “May I ask whether you’re the gong or the shou?”
Luo Binghe was confused by this: “What do you mean?”
WhAt Do YoU mEaN gosh so innocent I love him
Shang Qinghua: “On the morning of your first time, what was your first sentence?’
Luo Binghe: “Shizun, breakfast is ready.”
Shen Qingqiu: “Don’t say anything else. First put on your clothes!”
Omg what a beautiful, pure and funny thing to imagine. Like, I can totally picture it, lbh gently but tentatively smiling while bringing breakfast to sqq and his Shizun seeing nothing but him naked. *giggles* We all need more mornings after from them.
EDIT 11: I am not gonna spoiler the best questions, but gUyS you have to read this, it's hilarious! The questions get better and better, more specific toward the end, and I love how the reply-not-reply to some of them, it gives you many details and also lets you imagine the rest. Also, lbh and sqq are pure perfection and I love how sometimes Shizun is too blunt and others gets all protective jdhxjsxhxjsj
