#svaluasks

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designing some motivation to get me through law school in these trying times

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okay we probably should’ve done something for the season premiere but in my defense i’ve been a lil busy

ANYWAYS EO GIRLIES HOW WE FEELING THIS FINE EVENING—

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svu is turning WOKE!

olivia benson is now olivia BISEXUALson

elliot stabler is now elliot GAYbler

casey novak is casey novak

i can't think of any more :(

rafael barba is now rafGAYel barba

elizabeth donnelly is now elizabeth DOMMEly

sonny carisi is now sonny caBIsi

casey novak is now casey HOMOvak

alex cabot is now alex TRANSbot

amanda rollins is now amanda roLLESBIANS

captain cragen is now captain GAYgen

rita calhoun

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i forgot to put up pride rita but in honor of the scotland v. brazil game tonight we’ve got the return of tartan rita

NO SCOTLAND NO PARTY

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I am appealing to you all for aid in my time of need (can’t find a fic)

A long while back I read a one-shot (I believe it was a one-shot anyways) on AO3 that I believe took place in a bar. Elliot and Olivia and Jet were there along with some others (I believe Ayanna was there???) Jet asks Olivia for advice about her situationship with Bobby Reyes (so the fic must have been published after May 2023) or maybe Jet doesn’t ask for advice and rather Olivia just offers it unsolicited. Either way it comes up in conversation.

Olivia tells Jet that she’s been the Other Woman (tm) in two relationships, one with an older man when she was in college or a young uni or something like that. Elliot eavesdrops on the conversation because he’s a loser (/affectionate). Later Liv goes… outside? Into the parking lot maybe?? And Elliot follows her out and confronts her and is like “who was the second guy” because he’s a nosy bitch (/affectionate) and Olivia snaps at him like “you were the second guy, idiot, we had an emotional affair for over a decade”

And yeah that’s all I’ve got. I swear I searched through every AO3 fic from 2022-present with both Liv and Jet tagged but I cannot find it. does anyone know where to find this mystery fic. It’s driving me insane. Help.

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Happy belated Stonewall Day from the Queer Rita In Our Profile Picture (i thought it was today it was yesterday my bad)

If anybody’s gonna be at NYC pride today gimme a shout 🫡 i’ll be marching in the parade!! look for the really tired looking bitch with the green headscarf and a dress covered in parrots <3

-Froggy 🐸🦜🏳️‍🌈

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you’re so right polyamory would’ve saved kathy from getting blown up like she has two hands! give her a WIFE!

A THREESOME WOULDVE SAVED THESE BITCHES

LET KATHY STABLER AND OLIVIA BENSON HAVE GOOD SEX 2K25

elliot can do whatever idc

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scottish svu fan... and i was thinking i was the only one.... (SCOTLAND FOREVER!!! *bagpipe music playing passionately in background*)

hi i’m not the token scot here but she’s informed me that this message isn’t showing up in her inbox so i am answering on her behalf SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!!!! - 🐸