#sw theory

[mmeiram]

my favorite Star Wars theory is that there's a brazilian somewhere in Lucas Film and he keeps naming stuff. because the way too much stuff from sw that had to be localized and changed into something different because the original meant something dirty or a curse word in portuguese...

for example:

Dooku was localized into Dookan, because dooku (phonetically) meant "from the asshole" in brasil

padmé's captain is named Panaka, which means idiot in brasil

Sifo-dias, phonetically (se fodias), means getting fucked over often

Pau City and Pau'anos, pau in portuguese is a slang for dick

there's a fish padawan called Nahdar, which is literally "to swim" in portuguese

THERE'S A SHIP CALLED GOZANTTI WHICH KINDA MEANS CUMMING IN PORTUGUESE

in one of the games, you have to put together the name of band members in order and one of them is Fodo and the other Ashana, Fodo Ashana means i fuck the pussy

THIS IS JUST A BIT OF IT THERE'S SO MUCH

[bootsysblog15]

My roman empire is the theory that vader took padmes life force to live unintentionally and did in fact kill her in his anger

[balancingtheforce]

Man… why do I feel like Thrawn is going to yeet Elsbeth right off the ship before they take off with the hyperspace ring… She is pushing his buttons! 😬

[mrfandomwars]

I absolutely love the fact that there's a BIG possiblity that Tarre Vizsla died peacefully and Away from battle meaning that any line that "won by combat" Mand'Alor is illegitimate

Bc like

I'm saying this bc his lightsaber wasn't in the kyber arc and most Jedi who fell in battle had their kybers join the arc

"Kyber crystals were collected from a Jedi's lightsaber if they fell in battle. Many of these crystals were then formed into the Kyber Arch, which became a site for meditation in the Jedi Temple."

And

"The Kyber Arch was a structure inside the Jedi Temple on Coruscant. Standing inside one of the Temple's meditation chambers, it was constructed from kyber crystals retrieved from the lightsabers of Jedi who had fallen in battle."

So like, unless the Mando's during the sacking found Tarre's kyber crystal AND his hilt, Tarre died in his sleep

So no line of combat is legitimate

Unless Tarre lost a combat to another Jedi, then that Jedi is legitimate ruler of Mandalore

[ireallyamabear]

here's my professional textual analysis of which character in Andor (show) is queer:

Cassian: queer if you want him to be

Luthen: queer if you want him to be

Mon Mothma: queer if you want her to be

Vel: queer

Nemik: queer if you want him to be

Cinta: queer

Bix: queer if you want her to be

Maarva: queer if you want her to be

B2EMO: droid

Dedra: queer if you want her to be

Karn: no

Tay whatshisname: queer if you want him to be

[thedujifuji]

i personally think that the reason ahsoka’s lekku are so short post-rebels is that she’s effectively homeless and wears the same poncho in every scene we see her in- they might’ve fallen off or like crusted because she don’t bathe

please give her new outfits dave, please

[dark-ones-dont-need-sleep]

I think it’s brilliant writing, how each Part of the Obi-Wan Kenobi series pays homage to its corresponding cinematic Episode

I: Down-and-out Jedi hiding on Tatooine / A spunky young royal uses a decoy so she can live her best life

II: Obi-Wan chasing a stubborn young Skywalker through the dodgy parts of a big city; involves bounty hunters and Obi-Wan being asked if he wants to buy drugs 😅

III: A showdown between Darth Vader and Obi-Wan, ending with one of them set on fire 🔥🔥🔥

IV: Rescue of Princess Leia from an Imperial base

V: The Empire tracks down the base of a resistance group. The group fends off Imperial attack and only just manage to escape as Darth Vader enters the scene.

As for episode VI, I hope the parallel drawn has something to do with an attempt to reach the good in Vader.

[short-wooloo]

Based on the new Kenobi trailer I have a theory

The Third Sister seems to be very familiar with Obi-Wan

So I'm thinking,

Either A. She's of the same age group of Jedi as him

Or B. She's a previous apprentice of Qui-Gon