#sw*den

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Nordic Folk Songs

🇩🇰Denmark: watch out, the lanternman will get you!

🇸🇪Sweden: watch out, the troll woman will marry you!

🇳🇴Norway: watch out, YOUR SISTER WILL DROWN YOU IN THE RIVER AND TAKE OVER YOUR FIANCE AND YOUR CORPSE WILL BE TURNED INTO A HARP AND TAKEN TO HER WEDDING WHERE IT WILL PLAY TWO NOTES AND KILL HER DEAD

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I love randomly coming across Danish reddit posts that validates me in my hatred of Sw*des 🥰🥰🥰

Don't get me wrong though, we are siblings, but we are siblings who love bullying each other 💕

[useless-denmarkfacts]

Sverige, hvert eneste år siden Pangea: ❄️🌨

Svenskerne, hvert eneste år:

Come on, i kan da ikke blive VED med at være overraskede.

[czech-hunter-reject]

I think what the world needs now more than anything is a real life Atlantis sinking-like event. And I nominate Sw*den to be swallowed by the depths of the ocean, since it is so wretched and dreadful anyways.

(This post was paid for by the Kingdom of Danmark)

[czech-hunter-reject]

Not the Instagram algorithm bringing me anti-Sw*den content 🥹 it knows me so well!! ❤️❤️❤️ Much beauty in the world 💖 just not in fucking Sw*den of course 🖕

This post was brought to you by the Kingdom of Danmark 🇩🇰

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