#tablecloth 4

[diary-of-a-tablecloth]

Ma'am I get the impression you're not taking the divorce well. Do you have an attorney? I'm available.

[onetruefool]

I went to that portal the zombie hunting dude by the boatman fight told me about and uhh

Nobody move.

I don't think he sees me

[diary-of-a-tablecloth]

Actually no I'm not ready to set my friend on fire. How about I explore the Haligtree instead

Jee, I sure hope I don't meet a tall sexy lady who treats me like her ash tray while I'm here

[diary-of-a-tablecloth]

Update on the Malenia fight:

She's kicking my ass

[diary-of-a-tablecloth]

I FOUND A PRESENT FOR MY GIRLFRIEND

[diary-of-a-tablecloth]

Look who I met

[diary-of-a-tablecloth]

I don't even want help on the wyrm maker fight I just want to see my gf

[diary-of-a-tablecloth]

Omg it's my girlfriend!!!

Babe, there was a dragon like... right over there. He flew off when I started kicking his ass, but be careful