ok it’s sad my DM is moving away but thank fuck honestly I cannot deal with his terminally lackadaisical game-running methodology. we have been playing this “one-shot” for over a YEAR. every session he arrives half an hour late and then spends over an hour getting all his things out of his bags and onto the table and then every roll takes 10-15 minutes to figure out what just happened and determine the consequences. please man I need you to have just like. a teaspoon of hustle











