"If you discredit Frederick's hard work, and rip off the sleeves of your clothing once more, Mister- I will not hesitate to change my default browser to Stahlfari! It's not very nice of you to do that to poor Frederick!"
One thing Chrom was terrified of almost as much as the thought of losing his wife was said wife’s stern-talking. He was, quite literally, Whipped and (un)fortunately for him, Robin was all too aware of that.
That, and her hidden threat was a kick to the face –
Stahlfari?!?! Really?! Everyone knows that Google Chrom is where it’s at for the best browser out there, bias aside! He has the best safety measures, the highest capabilities, hell it was royalty! She couldn’t do that to him, right?
…. Right?
He could feel bullets sweating down his complexion, Google Chrom raising one of his hands in an attempt to try and appease his will-definitely-change-her-browser-if-he-lets-her waifu 4 laifu, trying his best to hide the offending object in question’s grave on the floor (he can’t tell her that he literally just ripped off the sleeve before she came in!! What would she THINK?!!?)
“Robin, waifu of my dokis……… now now, let’s not be hasty………. while it’s Frederick’s job to assist me, he does it of his own violation and I value his hard work very much……..”
He had to change the topic; quick. His livelihood as the Browser of Her Default Heart was at a jeopardy, here. He casually wrapped his arm (that obviously had a sleeve, obviously) around her shoulders as he gently encouraged her to rest her cheek against his chest, humming out one of the only decent-sounding Google Pixel ringtones, the Romantic one. can u feel the luv 2nite
“I’ve been working on my choices of…. musical taste…. at your suggestion. Compared to the other ‘glass-breaking’ sounds you commented on, I think this one sounds just romantic, don’t you?”









