Alright besties, I have finished the season, and it is time to release my episode notes. I would like to call this my
Season Three Wrapped (Spoilers, duh)
I cried a whopping 25 times this season. I cried the most as Episode Six with 11 times sobbed I mentioned Nilcent a total of 4 times I asked where Walter was 3 times I said "I can't handle this" 12 times
Episode notes below the cut
Episode One:
I cried: three times
-Oh Kristina won’t even look at him. -Oh she’s sick’ -Well Linda’s fired up. -“You are a piss person” YES -TAKE HIS MONEY SIMON -boyfriend time omg -COZY OMG -THEY’RE SO CUTE I’M GONNA DIE -Oh shit they’re just exposing everything damn -No but I actually hate Linda rn tho -No but Kristina’s problem is that she needs Erik’s death to mean something and it never will. -STEDRIKA -Aw poor Felice is depressed -FINALLY SOMEONE WANTS TO MODERNIZE THE MONARCHY -Literally fuck you Linda -angry Simon FINALLY -NILCENT -KISSING IN PUBLIC -BOYFRIEND. THEY SAID THE WORD BOYFRIEND -OOH THEY KNEW ABOUT SARA -FUCKING MARCUS -PICTURES OF SIMON IN HIS ROOM OMG -THE HEART STILL ON HIS HAND I’M DYING -NILS MY BELOVED -SARA STILL HAS STELLAS SWEATER IM GONNA BE SICK -NO NOT MICKE STOP NO OMG EW NO -I love them for having an intervention for her -HE’S SMILING FINALLY OH MY GOD -HES TRACING OVER THE TATTOO IM GONNA DIE -Oh shit -Oh shit they’re blaming wilhelm -WHERE THE FUCK IS WALTER? -THEY X’D ANETTE OH HELL NO -NOT CLOSING DOWN HOLY SHIT -my candle just blew out and I don’t think that’s a good thing. -Why do I feel like it was Nils that came forward?
Episode 2
I cried: two times
Are they about to have phone sex?
Oh my god they’re having phone sex
Jk
Oh homophobia
Oh Jesus these reporters keep dragging Wilhelm into this
Oh damn Kristina is REALLY sick
And she really doesn’t want to talk to Wille damn
Farima is more of a mother to Wilhelm than Kristina is
Stop talking about Simon on the bus I will fight you
Oh this bitch is racist
THEY GET TO HIKE
YES YOU WILL GET TO SLEEP TOGETHER
I am once again asking where the hell Walter is
Micke good father arc? Excuse me?
Okay driving Queen
Wilhelm get out of choir
I literally hate this
NOT A SINGING ARC STOP
OH THEY’RE MAKING OUT NOW
I literally can’t tell if I hate this or not. Wilhelm please quit choir everyone is begging you
Fredrika being so depressed because she doesn’t have a cellphone is peak comedy
I THINK IT WAS NILS. OH THEY KNEW HE WAS GAY BECAUSE OF HIS INITIATION
NO NOT NILS CRYING OMG
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Damn didn’t think I’d feel bad for August but let the bitch run you know?
August please don’t electrocute yourself it’s not worth it
Oh he’s just gonna call Sara never mind
AUGUST OMG STOP MAKING ME FEEL BAD FOR YOU
OH THEY’RE GONNA FIGHT
NO LET THEM FIGHT MORE PLEASE IM BEGGING
DID SOMEONE SEND HIM CONVERSION CAMP SHIT?!
I’m gonna murder someone actually
Praying Simon sends this to Wilhelm and doesn’t post it because I can’t handle him getting into more public debate rn I will combust it is episode two
Don’t post it Simon don’t post it Simon don’t post it Simon
Well fuck
I TOLD YOU NOT TO POST IT SIMON
oh maybe it was ok
oh no it wasn’t
Damn
Well that was short lived.
I literally can’t handle this rn
Fuck.
SAY IT BACK
THANK GOD
Simon deserves to stand up to his mom and I love him for it
I need stedrika to be together instead of just acting like they are
I love them so much and I love them for trying even though they don’t understand what Felice is going through
FIRST WALTER SIGHTING
The big three sharing a tent I’m in heaven
ROSH AND AYUB SAVE THE PARTY SCENE
Oh my god Rosh and Stella is real
OH MY GOD FREDRIKA IS JEALOUS
OH MY GOOD GOD
JEALOUS FREDRIKA
THIS IS SO AWKWARD I’M GONNA DIE
Oh shit we’re fighting
Oh fucking hell NO PLEASE NO
OH THE QUEEN IS REALLY SICK OK
Episode 3
I cried: two times
Oh damn she’s like… suicidal
Wilhelm honey you don’t need everything on your shoulders omg
Oh he looks so small
STOP I HATE PEOPLE
I hate Linda the most rn
Wait the year is wrong on their hats isn’t it?
Never mind.
Oh damn Vincent called out
Oh damn August called out
People are gonna call Wilhelm selfish for this but I think it’s totally valid for him to be upset that Simon doesn’t care about his feelings rn I also think it’s valid for Simon to be distracted as he’s thrown into a world he doesn’t understand yet. I think they’re both selfish in this moment.
WILHELM QUIT CHOIR IM BEGGING YOU
YES TRICK AUGUST INTO THERAPY I’M BEGGING
Malte’s ability to shapeshift into this shitbag needs to be studied
Linda begging you to read the room
Literally fuck these guys leave Wilhelm alone
Simon cry baby. Do it. Cry.
YES THANK GOD LET IT OUT
FUCK NOW IM CRYING
I LIKE YOU SIMON. I DO.
WILHELM LIKES YOU. ROSH LIKES YOU. AYUB LIKES YOU
Simon’s no longer grounded and they’re gonna have sex
Are they gonna get caught making out by the school inspector because I literally cannot handle that
LMFAO
Henry and Walter shut your mouths you’re undoing all your hard fandom work
CAN VINCENT SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE
I love Felice getting to interact with her dad
Oh I’m sobbing again
Oh damn I’m nervous
FELICE I SWEAR IF YOUR THE REASON THIS SCHOOL GETS SHUT DOWN ISTG
Valborg is back, baby!
Sara’s gonna crash this car
Augusts gotta a little crazy in his eye lowkey and I don’t like it
Oh god he went to Micke’s
MICKE ERIKSSON OF BJÄRSTAD I'M SCREAMING
August…. Redemption arc???
No he made it about himself again never mind
THEY'RE BAKING OMG
Stedrika baking gfs
Sara and Felice be acting a little fruity ngl
No because Micke is kinda slaying this season by being the best parent and I was NOT prepared for that
WILHELM IN THE CHOIR WILL NEVER FAIL TO SEND ME LIKE BESTIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
HE'S NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING AND HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SING BESTIE I AM BEGGING YOU TO FIND ANOTHER HOBBY ANY OTHER HOBBY
SARA’S BACK THINGS ARE GONNA GET WEIRD
YESSSSS WILHELM’S GONNA FIND ANOTHER HOBBY MAYBE
aw baby Simon doesn’t enjoy singing anymore
THEY’RE GONNA FUCK
OMG THEY’RE GONNA FUCK
oh the girls are not happy about Sara being back
Wilmon only stopped for a second they are ON A MISSION
damn Micke why’d you let her down so soon
OH DAMN OH DAMN OH THEY'RE ON THEIR KNEES FOR EACH OTHER OK THEN
OH THIS IS EXPLICIT OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH
Wilhelm is a top confirmed I guess damn
WILHELM IS NOT A TOP CONFIRMED I GUESS
If Micke is drunk or high I swear to god
Ok we’re good I think
They’re nakey
Aw a little boy wants his picture. Like I know it’s gonna bite him in the ass later but it’s super cute rn
HAPPY BABY SIMON
Literally shut up Vincent stop making me hate you
And it bit him in the ass
Fuck. Simon go live at Hillerska I can’t handle this rn
Episode 4
I cried: three times
FUCK HE’S CRYING ALREADY
I know this isn’t the point but them calling each other boyfriend makes me want to giggle like a child every time because OMG
oh they’re taking a test and they’re all cheating
VINCENT SHUT UP
NO WILHELM NOT THE PRIVILEGE NOT A PUNISHMENT LINE PLEASE THATS YOUR MOTHER’S PLEASE I’M BEGGING YOU
Simon and Wilhelm both having a crisis about their future because they don’t have a choice is gonna make me hurl I can’t do this
August around Sara season 3 has Wilhelm around Simon season 1 energy and I can’t
Oh did something happen to the Queen? Why are they acting like he’s the king right now?
OH SHE’S SO SICK OMG
Farima knows how to handle him and and that’s amazing
Fuck they’re erasing him
She passed!
Again Micke is running away with the parent Olympics and that is BAD
He deleted his accounts 😭
WILHELM STOP THIS NOW. YOU DO REPRESENT QUEER PEOPLE LET IT BE KNOWN JESUS CHRIST
That poor dude shaved his head for no reason
Nilcent moment
HENRY AND WALTER
I simply love Henry
August is a good leader and I hate it so much
WHERE IS ANETTE LILJA BRING HER BACK.
Vincent, you look ridiculous. Stand up.
Wilhelm you’re a hypocrite don’t make me mad at you I am BEGGING.
Stop clapping for him. He doesn’t deserve this.
DRAG HER ASS SIMON
Vincent I’m so mad at you but that was kind of a slay
They really said “we might give up because we don’t have dinner” and that is the most privileged accurate thing that could have happened
Henry and Walter offering 300 for a half eaten lollipop is SO ME
August just admitted to being anorexic and no one batted an eye like???!
VINCENT ADHD CONFIRMED THANK GOD
Oh shit the boys are fighting
Henry spent 2500 on a bag of chips I’m CRYING
“Show your dick for Hillerska” I’M SCREAMING
FELICE IS YOU GET THIS SCHOOL SHUT DOWN ISTFG
THEM WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR TOGETHER I’M NOT OK
THEY DID IT BOYS! SUCCESS
Nilcent moment
FUCK Sara I hate you I love you I’m mad at you
I love Rosh and Ayub and I know they’re trying to be good friends but like… yall gotta support him at some point
Oh god oh no. Erik did it. Erik did the homophobic initiation. Oh this is gonna break him. Oh god
No ERIK I TRUSTED YOU ERIK I BELIEVED IN YOU ERIK I WROTE A BOOK ABOUT YOU OMG PLEASE I CAN'T OMG NO ERIK PLEASE ERIK
But who got beaten up? Who got the boner? Was it Nils? Was it Vincent? WAS IT AUGUST? It had to have been Nils, right?
Episode 5
I cried: four times
They’re absolutely going to break up this episode. I can feel it.
Oh he’s having a nightmare right?
they’re passing notes and no one is ok
Vincent you can’t be mean and gay and homophobic and racist. I need you to pick a struggle.
Fredrika gf era
Don’t be drunk don’t be drunk don’t be drunk don’t be drunk
Don’t be high don’t be high don’t be high don’t be high
What the hell is in August's letter I need to know
I’m literally not okay with the fact that Wilhelm is raising himself right now
Wilhelm’s idol being crushed in between his fingers and having no one to talk to about it is making me want to kill someone
NO DON'T IGNORE SIMON PLEASE OMG
Please tell me Wilhelm has chosen another hobby
NO WILHELM PLEASE FIND ANOTHER HOBBY YOU LITERALLY HATE SINGING
don’t lie don’t lie
Wilhelm stop projecting i’m begging
The music room is homophobic I can’t take this anymore they couldn’t even get off in there like please
WHAT'S IN THE LETTER
WHAT'S IN THE LETTER SARA PLEASE
Micke you were doing so well
Micke please
Stop comparing Simon and Felice, Wilhelm it never landed you anywhere good
WILHELM PURPLE NAILS
MICKE NO
MICKE PLEASE YOU WERE DOING SO WELL
MICKE
MICKE NO
Linda literally fuck you you don’t know anything I hate you so much take a break please I used to love you so much I’m going to scream
Simon can’t take care of everyone all the time please give him a break
HIS PURPLE NAILS I CAN'T
NO SWEETHEART DON'T TAKE IT OFF NO PLEASE
Them all dressed as waiters is sending me into orbit
WILHELM BIRTHDAY SIMON SINGING STOP THIS IS SO CUTE
SIMON MADE THE SANDWICH THIS SEASON I'M LOSING IT
August and Wilhelm should not be able to sit in the same car in case of another Erik situation. That is the entire Swedish line of succession in one vehicle.
Wilhelm got one good dick and suddenly started liking kids
WILHELM WHY WOULD YOU TALK ABOUT POISON RIGHT NOW
the breakup is coming I can feel it
Nilcent moment
This is the most awkward thing I’ve ever seen in my life I can’t hand this
HIS BIRTHDAY SONG IS ABOUT A FROG I CAN'T HANDLE THIS
Sara and August things are weird
NO NOT A NEW WATCH LET HIM KEEP THE OLD ONE OMG
I HATE THIS I HATE THIS I HATE THIS
oh August is chugging wine
On a chair no less
What have they done to Felice? No actually what did they do to Felice this season? I’m not okay with it.
The birthday dinner is so uncomfortable that I actually can’t handle it like I will have to actively skip it every time
I’m convinced they’re reading fanfic at this point I’m not able to think of any other explanation for some of this
“Class Bad Boy” is August. Oh god if they only knew
They call him Agge I hate August but omf that is so cute
If they get back together and Felice sees it all hell will break loose and I am sure that is what is going to happen
WHAT'S IN THE LETTER
August’s letter just made me sob wtf
OH
fucking Fredrika
Fuck Wilhelm stop. Stop sabotaging yourself
Welp he’s popping off and Simon’s gonna dip
Oh god
Oh
Oh my good god
Oh I can’t handle this
Simon can’t either
If Linda is the reason Wilmon breaks up and I will murder someone
THEY JUST BROKE UP AND THE SHOW ENDED LIKE
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Episode 6
I cried: ELEVEN TIMES
No they’re so sad omg
“It feels like you two are never really over” she’s right
WILHELM TAKES RESPONSIBILITY FOR HIS OWN PROBLEMS I CAN'T I’M SO PROUD
Has that one extra been a 3rd year this whole time?
Walty moment
MICKE?
Not Micke just a car
Sara better be the reason they get back together
Walter’s outfit slays
HOLY SHIT HILLERSKA STOPS MID DAY JUST LIKE THAT
Oh August broke
The third year trio breaking down together I literally cannot take this I will break
Rosh and Ayub I need you to take a chill pill
NO THE BOOK OMG
POOR ONE OUT FOR HILLERSKA
August coming clean omg
Can’t believe Vincent is the voice of reason
OMG CHESS HAS ACTUALLY BEEN A METAPHOR I’M NOT MAKING SHIT UP
Oop library
Panic attack
HENRY FUCK OFF
“WE’RE LIKE BROTHERS” OK I'LL FORGIVE YOU HENRY BUT ONLY BECAUSE OF THAT
HUSFAR DOING SHOTS OMG
emo Wille is killing me. Like same.
PLEASE HE ATE THAT
PARTY PRINCE
I love Malin being in on it
PARTY PRINSEN
FAKE GRASS
REVOLUTION PLAYING
August and wille????
Understanding
Oh god I’m not surviving this conversation
Oh fuck that HURT
Fruity?
Not fruity ok
Yay Sara
Felice and Sara made me cry
ROSH AND STELLA OMG
NILS CAME OUT OMG OMG
VINCENT IS THE BEST ALLY OMG OMG
SAUGUST BREAKUP OMG
“YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH THE PERSON YOU BECOME WITH ME” OMFG
“IT'LL PASS” OMFG SHE SAID THE THING
The boys’ immediate “we should leave” they’re learning slowly but surely
OH THE LAKE
IT TAKES A FOOL TO REMAIN SANE OMFG
I’m shaking
Oh their breakup is killing me entirely I am sobbing like a child
THOSE ARE BARE BUTTS OMFG
STEDRIKA
Henry and Walter OMFG
THE LIGHTS
his song omg
WE HAD SIMON’S SONG AND NOW WE HAVE WILLE’S SONG AND I LITERALLY CAN’T TAKE THIS RN
MIN REVOLUTION
SNOWGLOBE IN THE TRASH OH HE’S ABDICATING. OH SHIT HE’S ABDICATING. I DON’T NEED TO SEE THE REST I KNOW HE’S ABDICATING
THEY HAVE LAST NAMES
WILHELM QUIT CHOIR THANK GOD
HILLERSKA’S FIGHT IS FAR FROM OVER
THEY’RE SINGING SIMONS VERSION I CAN'T HANDLE THIS I CAN'T HANDLE THIS I CAN'T HANDLE THIS
BORIS AND WILLE
MAMMA OCH PAPPA ÄR HÄR
KRISTINA APOLOGY
Nothing was in vain and I never gave up
I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD SUMMER OMFG
NEW YORK
Oh he’s talking about not wanting it
HE DOESN'T WANT THIS
SHES GONNA GIVE IT TO AUGUST
OMG HE'S GONNA DO IT
Oh August just realized he’s gonna be king
ALL THAT RUNNING PAYING OFF BABES
He’s in the backseat
Felice is in the front
She didn’t go to new York
ENDGAME BITCHES
No I can’t handle a fucking montage rn
THE FINAL WALL BREAK
