jarchivist would you perhaps just on the offchance kiss your boss
Maybe my assistant, but not my boss.
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jarchivist would you perhaps just on the offchance kiss your boss
Maybe my assistant, but not my boss.
art block eats me sometimes (every couple months or so) so uhhh random sporatic doodles until i get back in the flow
JARCHIVIST QUICK!!! KISS, KILL, KILL: JONAH MAGNUS, JURGEN LEITNER, MARTIN (k) BLACKWOOD???
This feels like a trap.
Hey Jarchivist, you like archives, right? There’s a silly little website called Archiveofourown.org , you should go on there and search up ‘Martin Blackwood/Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist’ !! Trust me :))))
What the hell is this. 4 thousand word fanfiction??
...how is there 14 thousand works of this? Explain yourselves.
Hello Jontism Stims, head Autistic of the Magnus Autism. Two things:
Do you know why my reflection in the mirror is lagging? Not to mention the slightly-wider-than-is-normal mouth and the lack of breathing. Oh also the scratches on the inside of the mirror that shouldn’t be possible?
Can you give us a in-depth and detailed report on all your thoughts about Martin and how you feel about him??👀
I swear to god I'm going to quit my job.
1. Uh.... This might be a better fit question for Michael. @does-he-know-about-the-d-o-r-e
2. Can I? I probably could. Will I? Absolutely not. Thank you.
I cannot describe how much I love the flesh, it makes my skin crawl so good and oh how delicious it sounds when you rip it off your friends face. Such wonders is the flesh. Let us devour our brethren, and feast in its fullest
...Alright then. Uhm, take your meat poetry to @martin-kb-poet-tea. Perhaps he would enjoy your uhm—writing more than me. What would he call this, even? Prose? Either way, no thank you.
hello jarchivist i am a huge fan and i think you should kiss martin on the mouth that's all xoxo byeee
...first off, It's Jon. Secondly, no, I'm not going to do that. He's my assistant. Thank you.
If you don’t wish to bond with Martin, I’ll happily take your place Mr.Sims
What a sweet man he is, it could rot one’s teeth
No, thanks. Stay away from him.