Feb 2
POV: You ask Tallest Purple to be your Valentine.
(Bonus POV: You ask Tallest Purple if you want to kiss.)
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POV: You ask Tallest Purple to be your Valentine.
(Bonus POV: You ask Tallest Purple if you want to kiss.)
Hii :^ can you do Zim and the Tallests x reader (platonic for both) where the reader is an alien, but like- an octoling from Splatoon 2? How would they react to their abilities and all? Basically headcannons T-T, i suck at explaining, but I'll do my best at listing what inks and octos can do in Splatoon, they have no bones and sharp teef, their body is mostly ink and skin membranes and can change ink/tentacle color at will, and what color their ink is, shows on their fingertips and the inside of their mouth also matches thier ink color, underwater bubbly assorted gibberish language, da small octopus swim form and the ability to just disappear in ink, and water also melts them, not burn but melt, and can travel through ink lol(you can pick the readers ink color and looks or leave it up to us to imagine) and as a bonus (optional) if the reader changes their ink color to match their eyes? Just to match them :> or funny moments when their explaining stuff from their planet, would they even understand them or learn how to? Or just listen to their gibberish and just be confused on what their saying? (Also i wonder if you can use an inklings face as a stress ball since they have no bone- just SQUEESH THEIR FACES) My name's 🕸️/Web
I already did something like this for Zim so I just left a link at the end ! ☆～（ゝ。∂）
Tallest Purple, Tallest Red and Zim x Octoling-alien!reader
Tallest Purple
★ First of all, he loves it when you change color. Do purple and he would be left swooning! And yes, he does get jealous (and pouty) when you change to red.
★ He actually likes turf wars and watches any that you participate in. Even goes as far as commissioning irks finest engineers to develop a custom weapon for you to use on the field. Does not participate in them though.
★ Tells you to not don't bite him! Don't know why he felt the need to tell you, but those teeth look like they can do some serious damage. Plus he'd be beyond embarrassed (by Red) if he had to get medical treatment for it...
Tallest Red
★ He's seen lots of different aliens in his time ruling Irk so this isn't very surprising to him. He isn't used to your gibberish sounding language so he keeps his universal translator on to communicate.
★ Turf wars? Yea he doesn't like them at first and doesn't get why you like them. He thinks they are way too messy and seem kinda dumb. The only part he really likes is the history behind them.
★ Considering that your body is mostly ink, disappearing into it kinda freezes him out. How dose it work? Why don't you disappear into ink forever?? Can you do this for other liquids???
Zim:
I got this SUPER COOL IDEA what about a Zim and dib(separately pls) with a s/o who's also an alien, but is basically an inkling from Splatoo
Imagine the Tallest liking somebody who just makes up fake Earth rules to throw them off "Sorry, I can't go within 500 feet of a spaceship, it's an Earth thing.", "Oh dang, you don't know? As a being of Earth, I have to do the worm before I hang out with anybody.", "Earth rules say that you have to be under 12 feet to eat carbs, sorry."
THAT SOUNDS FUCKING HILARIOUS! LETS GOOO!!
Sorry this is a bit short.
Also thank you for waiting so long!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
You are a PAK Technician, which is ironic, since you are also a defective.
You have undergone an existence evaluation.
It did not go well.
At least, you didn’t think it did.
But now your Overlords have a job for you, which brings challenges of its own.
You’re not sure yet if the not-dying thing was worth it. And you’re starting to realize that your All-Powerful Leaders are some really stupid bastards.
The Tallests fingering you while they’re having a call with someone
A transmission from Zim was an all day event for The Massive. Preparations had to be in order.
This usually included at least a 3 hour supply of snacks, sound mufflers, and you sprawled across the Tallests' laps.
It was a way to keep themselves occupied during one of Zim's however long spiels, and you certainly couldn't complain either.
You were just out of view of the camera. Not that Zim would notice either way. He was too busy going on about some latest 'discovery' or whatnot. You were too busy being fingered to pay much attention.
Purple teased around your opening for a moment before plunging his fingers into you, marveling at how wet you were for them already. Red's digits in your mouth to keep you quiet, though they weren't very effective.
If the Tallest were behaving any differently than usual, Zim wouldn't notice. Their smarmy smirks and the way the eyes were clouded with lust. Any moans and squeals you made were lost upon his deaf non-existent ears. He just continued on with his report.
"As demonstrated on these gelatinous bovine fibers-"
"IT'S LIME JELLO!" Gir shoved Zim aside to hold the box up to the camera.
You're unsure if it was the sudden high-pitched shriek, or Purple hitting a sensitive cluster of nerves that startled you. Your foot bumped into the camera, tilting it downwards and allowing Zim a full view of your body.
Purple didn't even bother stopping, continuing to thrust his digits in and out of you.
Zim only watched with a blank expression as you rode out your orgasm.
He suddenly looked absolutely prideful. "My Tallest, I am so honored that you decided to test my Squishiness Theory in the middle of my explanation. I must have really inspired you, huh?"
"Yeah, yeah, sure." Red waved him off before signaling one of the technicians to cut the transmission. They humored Zim enough for one day to keep him from calling back anytime soon.
Quickly, the Tallest started fumbling around on the couch as they tried to flip you around to switch positions. Purple shoving his digits in your mouth, making you taste your own sweetness. Red sticking two digits into your oversensitive mound.
~~~
Even after the transmission ended, Zim continued to brag about his so called 'theory' to Gir and his computer.
"They need a shave." Gir said matter of factly before shoving his face into the jello.
Tallest gaining feelings for a tall human they see hang around zim.
you didn’t specify which one, so i assumed both! feel free to message me if you prefer one or the other.
•They had first noticed you in the back of Zim’s feed as he gave one of his reports. They had answered expecting to get a laugh out of it, but instead they couldn’t help but focus on you in the background, fidgetting on your phone as you sat on the couch.
•You were so... well, tall. They had never seen another species so tall! You clearly must’ve been superior to some of the other species. Not Irkens, of course. They were superior to everyone.
•It was Red who suggested visiting earth, surprisingly. The two of them had been snacking away, and Purple nearly choked on his donut at it. They eventually decided screw it, they wanted to get to know you.
•Zim had been ecstatic to hear that the Tallest were coming. When they asked for you, he had faltered and insisted there were much better things to show.
•They both didn’t bother with disguises, and you were surprised. Real aliens? Interested in you, of everyone? They kept asking questions— like how tall you were, how long you’ve existed, all kinds of stuff.
•These visits became more frequent, and Zim was always happy and nervous to have the Tallest in his own base.
•They started seeing past your height. They liked you for more than just that. Purple showed his affection through giving you snacks from all over, and Red showed affection by sitting by you and being a little too touchy than Irkens usually were.
•Eventually, they convinced you to come with them on the Massive. Standing inbetween them in the cockpit, you couldn’t help but feel excited to explore space with them.
Tallest x waitress reader
The Tallest x Crowbar!Reader
In this fanfiction you have a crowbar. Somehow this has caused you to end up on the Massive. You just have to live with it.
"ugggghhh my head hurts... actually i changed my mind, my whole body hurts." you groaned. This was because you were in the middle of the floor on some huge ship and a bunch of bastards in boots were walking over you. You struggled to your feet and noticed you were holding a crowbar.
"Cool, i guess i have this now." You said.
"Oh purple, it would appear our guest has woken up." A voice from a different part of the room spoke. You looked over and saw two very tall green people approaching you. They had figures that could put even the most stunning model to shame, and long fingers that resembled acrylics, with which they were holding a multitude of donuts (which looked like bland, expired bagels, fight me on this). One had eyes of vibrant crimson, and the other's were deep violet. As you locked eyes with these beautiful people, you knew in this moment that these were real men, like no other you'd ever see in your lifetime, and that filled you with irrational anger.
"Where the heck am I, you fucking dongs?" You shouted accusingly. The purple one gasped.
"There's no need to use such language, Y/N!" He scolded.
"Ok fine, where the fuck am i, you hecking dongs? The last thing I remember is being sold to One Direction." You replied.
"Ha ha ha" the red one chuckled. He was laughing. "We are the Almighty Tallest, you're on the Massive- the largest spaceship in space, and you ended up here because One Direction sold you to us. We're not really sure why, but it only cost us 67 cents."
"Damn, I thought Niall really cared," You whispered, tears forming in your E/C orbs. You felt a long finger brush against your face and wipe your tears away.
"Don't cry, Y/N, your orbs are extra spherical today" Red reassured you.
"Yeah kween," Purple added. Without giving it another thought, you swung your crowbar at his knees. Purple spat out his soda with incredible force and it landed on some navigator guy. [camera zooms in on navigator guy as he questions all his life choices. "Numb" by Linkin Park is playing]
"What in the shit, Y/N, you're supposed to tell us that our eyes are pretty." Purple moaned, clutching his knees.
"Yeah, that wasn't very sexy of you." Red said, disappointment shone in his ruby orbs.
"I don't care, i got a crowbar and i'm going off the shits." You responded, turning to face him. There was a terrified look on his face.
"OH GOD, Y/N PLEASE NOT THE CROWBAR, I CAN'T LOSE MY KNEECAPS," Red pleaded, bracing for impact. Your expression softened. He did seem very attached to his kneecaps. It made you feel a little bad about what you were going to do.
"Do you really care that much about your kneecaps?" You ask the Irken in a less angry tone.
"Yes," He answered
"He does." Purple added.
"All right then. I won't whack you in the knees with my crowbar." You sighed. And then proceeded to whack him in the waist with your crowbar. Red insantly fell down onto the linoleum floor and screeched.
"WHY MUST THE WORLD BE CRUEL?" He yelled. Meanwhile, two other navigator guys watched the whole thing with popcorn
"You think we should stop them?" One asked.
"Nah."