⋆˙⟡THREE “TROUBLES”⋆˙⟡
⋆˙⟡YJ!BIRDFLASH X TAMARANEAN!MALE!READER⋆˙⟡
SYNOPSIS: the three troubles of being in a polyamorous relationship of two human boys and one prince alien. 
GENRE: fluff + silly
INFO: reader is practically Starfire for young Justice cause I wish there was a Tamaranean for young Justice!!! Dick and Wally are such munchkins for their cute and bubbly alien boyfriend that’s so dangerous.
WC: 998
FIRST TROUBLE.
The first problem is who gets to cuddle the damn alien first.
Dick preps his time to know when Wally will try and speed over into your arms.
The minute Wally tried to sneak into your room, smirking like a damn evil Orange cat—his smirk drops seeing dick laugh at his face as he is in the warm arms of you.
The sun’s solar energy you absorb daily is a blessing for cold nights, body warm, he snuggles further as Wally pouts.
“Dude cmon! Move for me!” He says, annoyed as you were already knocked out in the bed as dick just grinned a Cheshire Cat grin.
“You snooze, you lose Wally.” As he said this, dick closes his eyes only for him to grunt when faced with the floor.
“More like, you kiss the floor.” The now redhead smirks as he is on top of you and dick is on the ground.
Dick sits up, clutching his head, giving the speedster a death glare as Wally just smirks.
The cuddle wars have begun.
You didn’t even notice what was going on as your beautiful [color/tanned/golden] skin was shown with beauty due to being shirtless. It was one of those days where you would just fly around shirtless.
Not caring whilst your blazing green eyes scan the living room of the base, you float to the couch, sitting down and letting out a small sigh with relaxation.
Immediately, dick was on Wally’s, hitting him as Wally crashed onto a wall.
“Get off dude!”
“No!”
The two boys had ruined your peace, your eyes showing clear annoyance. Eye twitching, you see the two boys wrestling around the floor like a damn cartoon.
“Boys!” You yelled with a bellow, your voice boomed, hair floating with fiery passion as you huff.
The two teenage boys stopped, pausing as dick had bit Wally’s arm, and Wally was about to punch the boy wonder.
“I have had enough of the fights.” You flew off the couch to grab them both by the back of their shirts. “I wish to have my boys come to peace, and not the drifting as we watch the talking sponge.” You said sternly, floating towards the couch and sitting them down.
It of course ends with the two boys cuddling onto you, loving your warm body as Wally and dick smirk at each other.
What sneaky gremlins you have.
SECOND TROUBLE.
Second problem, is their jealousy for you.
The minute you have to kiss someone to learn their language for a mission, literally Wally is bubbling with a pout as Dick is sooo nonchalantly death staring the person.
Woman or man.
It’s on sight.
It’s so dramatic after the mission as Artemis jokes about how the suspect was cute and how “lucky” you were to kiss them.
You awkwardly shrugged while Wally and Dick are planing murder. Inside their head of course! Who tells their plan out loud?
But no… OH NO.
Their jealousy hits more different if you both are relaxing, it’s a free day from handling crime as the sidekicks of the justice league.
Say a guy comes over to you as you were munching on delicious cotton candy, you’re at a carnival—amused by the sweet cloudy goodness.
“Hey cutie, you alone?” He says as he smirks, acting like a big shot while you just tilt your head confused.
“I am certainly not, my two mates should be near?” Your confused tone confused the male as out of no where, Dick and Wally wrap their arms around you.
Wally having a nice goofy facade while dick also has a grin, but his eyes say something else.
“Hey dude, thanks for keeping our boyfriend company while we get him some more cotton candy. Matter of fact—” Wally gives you another cotton candy, leading for your eyes to light up. 

“Thank you!” You give him a quick kiss, Wally smiles at the kiss as dick keeps his eyes on the guy who seems shocked at you dating two guys.
“Are you dead ass?!” He yells as he points at Dick and Wally. The two said boys narrow their eyes, ignoring your cute confusion.
“I am neither the dead nor the ass. I love both of my boys.” You walked off, eating the cotton candy with a happy expression.
Wally and Dick snicker evilly, following their tall boyfriend who doesn’t even realize how much power he holds over them.
THIRD TROUBLE.
The third most problem, is their clingy mentality. Literally all over you, you love them too!
You use to be clingy to them both and you first came here to earth, always showing affection towards the two boys.
Always on dick’s arm, wrapping your own around his and vice versa with Wally.
But now since you’ve come to the terms of privacy of the human ways. It seems as if the roles reversed after you and the two sidekicks became lovers.
Never in your life have you ever been cornered by midgets, aka your boyfriends who get closer to you with their hands out like zombies.
“Cmon babe.. don’t run. We ain’t gonna harm you~” Wally says smugly
“I don’t condone to your human shenanigans!” You exclaimed, sweatdropping as Robin pulled out silk matching pajamas.
One is blue, one is orange, and one is pink.
You get ready to fly off before Wally ran around you using his super speed, changing your outfit to the pink.
You stood there shocked, looking down at the nice sleek pink shirt with your initial.
You looked back up to god knows what how dick and Wally changed fast, sure Wally could.
But dick? You don’t know how unless dick has Wally changed him.
“Ah!” You squeak, feeling Wally speed off as wind hits your face, your hair hitting your face as dick smirks.
“You can’t escape movie night, Fire.”
You were soon trapped between them both,both teenaged boy had their arms around the Tamaranean male who pouts.
“This sucks more than Pudding of Sadness..”











