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Marvel Winter Fics [Masterlist]

With December finally here, I thought I’d pull together a list of all my previous stories set in winter. Just in case you’re looking for something nice and cosy to warm up with (or super smutty tbh, there’s no judgement here).

Including tiny summaries for each, but be sure to heed the ratings and read the full tag lists on AO3.

Fics sorted by ship name below!

Dousy (Daisy Johnson/Daniel Sousa)

And Then Some [rated T]: Mail carrier Sousa and waitress Daisy have some sugary sweet run-ins.

Huntingbird (Lance Hunter/Bobbi Morse)

Two Letters [rated M]: Hunter and Bobbi are caterers for rival companies, both working on the contract of their dreams: Stark Industries’ annual Christmas party… together.

Kastle (Karen Page/Frank Castle)

In The Cold, Cold Night [rated M]: It was supposed to be Frank and Karen’s weekend away. *(Whump)

This Fire [rated E]: Pure smut in a Christmas tree lot. You’re welcome.

Shieldshock (Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers)

Mistletoe [rated T]: Darcy Lewis gets invited to her neighbour’s Christmas dinner. Softness ensues.

Until Morning [rated T]: Darcy and Steve get trapped in Stark Tower on Christmas Eve in the middle of a snowstorm.

Taserbones (Darcy Lewis/Brock Rumlow)

I’ll Be Home For Christmas [rated T]: Darcy takes Brock home as her fake date for the holidays. Neither of them were entirely honest.

Taserhawk (Darcy Lewis/Clint Barton)

Because It's You I See [rated T]: Darcy Lewis heads home for Christmas and somehow, some way, Clint Barton, childhood friend and current annoyance, weasels his way back into her life at every turn.

Home For The Holidays [rated T]: Darcy goes home for Christmas with her boyfriend and a whole lot of family baggage. *(Jewish Darcy Lewis)

Shiver [rated E]: Some playful wintery smut for the soul.

Tasersmash (Darcy Lewis/Bruce Banner)

Put A Bow On It [rated G]: Darcy decides to get Bruce in the holiday spirit. Away from the lab.

Taserwitch (Darcy Lewis/Wanda Maximoff)

Signed, Sealed, Misdelivered [rated T]: A lost holiday card reveals someone’s true feelings for Darcy. Twelve months too late. *(Jewish Wanda Maximoff)

Wintershieldshock (Bucky Barnes/Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers)

Accidentally On Purpose [rated T]: Darcy Lewis wants to play matchmaker for Steve and Bucky this holiday season. The universe (and the boys in question) have other plans.

Wintershock (Bucky Barnes/Darcy Lewis)

Hand Me Downs [rated T]: Darcy Lewis resurfaces in NYC with her niece after four weeks of radio silence. Soft and fluffy found family story.

Winterwitch (Bucky Barnes/Wanda Maximoff)

Northern Wind [rated T]: Between the feet of snow, piercing winds, and the (slightly intimidating) gorgeous Wanda Maximoff, it was getting harder and harder for Darcy to feel her extremities. *(mild hurt/comfort)

Purple Roses [rated T]: Wanda and Bucky have been dancing around their feelings all year. But luckily for them, the town’s annual Christmas Festival (and their meddling friends) have a way of bringing people together.

Wrapped In Red [rated T]: Wanda knows she’ll never hear the end of it if she goes to the party alone. Bucky’s happy to help.

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Bruce/Darcy - Truth Pollen - Speedrun Prompts

for @invisibleismyname

Rated: T

Truth Pollen - Accidental Declaration of Feelings

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“Need anything else, Dr. Hottie?” Darcy gasped and clapped her hand over her mouth immediately. “Oh god no,” she mumbled against her palms.

“Dr… What?” Bruce asked.

“Pretty sure it’s Doctor Who, but I mean, you’re the one with seven doctorates. I only have the one.”

“Darcy.” His tone was that really cute one he used when he was doing the Serious Science, and Darcy was just a touch too silly.

“Yeah, okay…” She folded her hands on the counter in front of her. “Dr. Hottie… it’s sort of what I call you… in my head…  I usually keep my thoughts to well, myself. Thoughts about how cute you look when you are concentrating and how you’re totally a silver fox that I wouldn’t kick out of bed for eating crackers. Goddamn, didn’t even see those coming…”

Bruce blushed and turned back to the screen. “So the Truth Pollen seems to work.”

She huffed out a sigh. “Yeah, I’d say it did.”

“Any other side effects?”

“I mean my face is hot, but I’m pretty sure that has to do with my recent proclamations about your aforementioned foxiness and isn’t a side effect or whatever.”

“I told you I’d take the first whiff,” he reminded her. “Just so you could be prepared for what could happen.”

“I know that. Also, you’re adorable when you’re blushing, and no other side effects.”

That only made him blush deeper. “For the record, I don’t eat crackers in bed.” He shot her a heated look. “Just in case you were wondering.”

“Well, I definitely wouldn’t kick you out for that.” She smiled in his direction, it widened into a grin.

“Good to know,” he said.

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Porny Prompts

Hey, lovelies! VDC here! I’ll be taking Darcyland prompts again this weekend. I’m posting the list here for inspiration, but if you’ve got another prompt you’re just dying to have written, send it my way! OT3+ welcome and encouraged, so don’t be shy! The dirtier, the kinkier, the better- and remember: You must be 18+ to prompt.

The Kinks:

ABO

Accent Kink

After An Injury

Against The Wall

Almost Getting Caught

Blindfolds

Bondage

Break Up/Make Up Sex

Breath Play

By The Fire

Calming The Others Anger (with sex)

Casual Sex

Chair Sex

CLUSTERFUCK aka Orgy. Giant. Fucking. Orgy

Comfort Sex

Creative Punishments

Creative Sexual Positions

Cross-Dressing

Cum Play

Daddy Kink

Desperate Sex

Dirty Talk

Discovering Boundaries

Dom/sub

Double Penetration

Drunk

Dry Humping/Frottage

Exhibitionism

Fight Sex

Filming Themselves

First Time

Fisting

Flirting

Food Play

Foreign Language Kink

Fully Clothed

Gags

Getting Caught (Masturbating)

Getting Caught (Sex)

Grudge Fucking

Gun Play

Hair Pulling

Humiliation Kink

I Love You

In A Really Dirty Place

In The Bath/Shower

In The Dark (With Or Without Torch)

In/By A Swimming Pool

Inappropriate Location

Incubi/Succubi

Kissing

Loud Sex/Knowing Someone Can Hear

Masturbation

Medical Play

Middle Of The Night Sex

Mirror

Morning Sex

Needy, Clingy Sex

No Foreplay

No Speaking

Not Usual Clothing/Dress Up

Office Sex

On The Sofa

Oral Sex

Outdoors

Pain/Sensation Play

Pet Play

Phone Sex

Piercings

Plugs

Power Kink

Priest Kink

Prostitution

Pushing Boundaries

Quickies

Really Rough Sex (Feral/Primal)

Restrained Sex

Rimming

Road Head

Role Play

Romantic Evening

Sex Game

Sex Machine

Sex Marathon

Sex On A Bus

Sex On A Train

Sex Toys

Silly, Giggly Sex

Size Kink

Skinny Dipping

Skype/Web Cam Sex

Smutty, Sloppy, Dirty Sex

Spanking

Spontaneous Sex

Surprise Sex

Teasing

Trying Something New

Voyeurism (Accidental)

Voyeurism (Intentional)

While One Of Them Is On The Phone

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Violet - Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis

143 words Rated T Violet - There is no one else who could ever turn my head

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Darcy propped her legs in his lap and Bruce let one of his hands trail over top of her ankles as she clicked through Netflix.  “What do you want to watch?” she asked. “I know you never know, but I’d feel bad if I never asked, so...”

“Anything’s fine,” he replied letting his head fall back against the sofa as he looked lovingly over at her.

“Alright, Boobies it is,” she said, smirking over in his direction.

“Oh, are you taking your shirt off? Because I could get behind that,” he said, rolling over so he was now laying behind her on the sofa.

She laughed. “I was thinking of just putting on something with an embarrassing amount of full frontal nudity, but you’ve given me an idea...”

“I’d rather watch you than Netflix any day,” he murmured, crawling over to kiss her.

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You Can Leave Your Hat On - Bruce/Darcy

544 words Rated T You Can Leave Your Hat On - Joe Cocker

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“Haha, guess what I found out,” Darcy teased, leaning over to poke Bruce in the bicep.

He reached up to rub the spot where she poked him. “Ow,” he said pointedly, even though it hadn’t hurt.

She giggled and poked him three more times. “Seriously. Guess what I found out.”

He exhaled deeply and shook his head. “No idea.”

“Awww... c’mon... play along.”

“You’ve given me no parameters in which to make a hypothesis, so...”

She scooted closer on the sofa and he slipped an arm around her so she could drape her legs across his lap. “You know how I love when you talk science to me, but I really found something. Dirt. On you.  Brucey.”

His eyebrows raised. “It’s worse than that time I broke Harlem?”

“Well. No. It’s not bad dirt.”

“Ah. So you should probably call it soil compound. Or something...”

She sighed and closed her eyes for a moment, causing him to beam at her. She was so beautiful it hurt. Even when she was annoyed. She continued, “I found out where a certain stuffy doctor worked during grad school, and oh my blob is it... Juicy.”

Bruce froze for a long moment. There was no way she’d found out about that, right?  Of course, this was Darcy. She had ways. And the way she’d said ‘Juicy’ made him think...

“Oh?” he said, swallowing thickly.

“You dog...” she poked him again. “You worked at an all-male strip joint in college and you’ve never shown me any of your moves? Scandalous. I’m your girlfriend. I should get all your best moves.”

“I’m pretty sure you’ve always gotten my best moves,” he countered, smirking a little.

She returned the expression. “True. I’ve got no complaints in that department... but I sort of want to see your Juicy moves.”

He blushed what he was fairly certain was a deep scarlet before continuing. “I’m not sure they’re what you are expecting...”

“Try me,” she said, taking her legs from his lap and sitting on the sofa patiently waiting.

He took a deep breath and stood up, deciding to mess with her just a little. Because while he had worked at an all-male strip club back in college, he’d been a bartender, not the entertainment.

Reaching up to unbutton the top two buttons of his button-down, he waggled his eyebrows and Darcy squealed in a way that made him consider the possibility of just winging it, but who was he kidding? He couldn’t wing something like that. Instead, he crossed the floor to the bar Darcy had in her living room, pulling out the ingredients for a dirty martini and making a big show of mixing it and pouring it into a glass.  He handed the glass to her, smiling apologetically.

“I wasn’t a dancer. I was more of a bartender,” he said with a shrug.

She grinned and took a sip of her martini. “Those are some nice moves, Banner.”

“Thanks.”

She placed the drink on a coaster on the side table and stood. “Why don’t you sit down and let me show you some of my moves?”

“Haven’t I seen them all?” he asked, plopping down on the sofa.

“Not quite,” she said, grinning and reaching for the hem of her shirt.

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I Missed You

If anyone asked Darcy Lewis just how she’d gotten Bruce Banner to trust her, she wouldn’t have been able to say.

Sometime between the random run-ins on the hallways, the hand-delivered cups of coffee when he was looking exceptionally exhausted, or the fact that she’d somehow become den mother to a floor full of scientists, Darcy had done what most had considered the impossible: befriended one Bruce (“don’t call me doctor”) Banner.

Rating: Teen Tags: Friends to lovers, pre-relationship, feelings realization Relationships: Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis Word Count: 2,271

Link: AO3 Link Here

@darcylewisbingo​ Square: Y3 - Friends to Lovers (Bingo line #2!)

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Put A Bow On It

Part of my Hallmark Holiday Movie Bingo series

Darcy’s nostalgic for some Christmas cheer while Bruce hates the season. With both of them alone in the city for the holidays, and Darcy has just the plan to get Bruce out of his (somewhat) grinch-y shell.

Rating: G Relationship: Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis Prompts: Reliving past Christmas traditions helps renew someone’s Christmas spirit, @darcylewisbingo​ square Y2 - “Cute!” Tags: Timeline what timeline, pre-relationship, ugly Christmas sweaters, fluff Word Count: 2,499

Requested by: @treaddelicately​​ 💜

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/28218198

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Bruce Banner/Darcy Lewis Characters: Bruce Banner, Darcy Lewis, Jane Foster (Marvel), Tony Stark Additional Tags: One Shot, Short One Shot, Crack, Alternate Universe - Crack, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Soulmates, Humor, Swearing, Pre-Relationship, Meet-Cute Summary:

In a world where every single soulmate's words are the same, Darcy Lewis meets her soulmate on the first day of her job

Mamma mia, that's a spicy meatball.

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Just posted my first crack challenge fic of the year!  Enjoy!