#taskforce announcement

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Taskforce Announcement

I'm here.

We removed the Ultra Beasts from Exclusion's care.

Do not enter their universe unless you are under our supervision.

Their leader is a DANGER. And attempted to remove me and the agents that I brought with me to free the Ultra Beasts.

Do. Not. Trust. A. Word. They. Say.

-Shadow

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PSA ABOUT PARTICULAR LEGENDARY POKEMON

Due to some current happenings, I must stress the risks of harming, messing, or overall fucking around with certain legendaires.

NOTE! That this list does mean that you can screw with those who are NOT on this list, it will just mean if you mess with those ones it will likely not be world ending.

I will go from region to region, skipping over ones that do not have multiverse threats.

Kanto: None.

Johto: Celebi. Celebi is- just- a horrible idea, do not mess with timelines and time streams damn it. You're just asking for a paradox. And not the Pokemon kind!!!

Hoenn: Jirachi. Jirachi is a wish maker, a very powerful one, one that could likely grant very bad wishes, do not.

Sinnoh: Giratina, Dialga, Palkia, Arceus Giratina is a creature of antimatter and gravity, in my universe they can hop dimensions, they are... not to be trifled with. Dialga is another time pokemon, likely more powerful then Celebi, Do Not The Time Stream. Palkia is a creature of space and dimensions in most universes, it can rip universes to sunder. Arceus. Just No.

Unova: None. Surprised? Figures! Not many know that Reshi, Zek, and Kyurem aren't that dangerous to the multiverse as a whole.

Kalos: Yveltal, Xerneas, Zygarde, Hoopa. Yveltal, Xerneas and Zygarde are all the same deal. DO NOT FUCK WITH THE FLOW OF LIFE AND DEATH AND BALANCE. Hoopa can warp reality to its whim and loves pranks, and if you have the prison bottle... ... You're fucked.

Alola: Solgaleo, Lunala, Necrozma. Do not Ultra Space. Do not the Gods of the Sun and Moon. Do not the Light Eater. Just fucking DO NOT.

Galar: ETERNATUS

DO FUCKING NOT THE ENERGY DRAGON!

Paldea: ??? I... admittedly need to study that place more

This has been a Taskforce Announcement

Oh, as a final note

DO NOT FUCK WITH LEGENDARIES, SERIOUSLY!

-Shadow

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Taskforce Announcement

UH

WARNING FOR THOSE IN @house-of-villiany'S UNIVERSE

IT IS REALLY UNSTABLE!

GET OUT IF YOU CAN! WE'RE TRYING TO FIX IT BUT ITS-

HHHH!!

THIS HAS BEEN A TASKFORCE ANNOUNCEMENT-

-C [Purple C for Cassiopeia]

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TASKFORCE ANNOUNCEMENT

A UNIVERSE HAS BEEN FOUND THAT HAS A CAPTURED ARC

KEEP FAR AWAY FROM THE UNIVERSE OF @/house-of-villiany THERE IS A CAPTURED ARC THERE.

WE ARE ATTEMPTING TO HANDLE IT.

THIS HAS BEEN A TASKFORCE ANNOUNCEMENT!!

-C [Purple C for Cassiopeia]

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Please note that we are always accepting people to join the Taskforce, as long as no major events are obstructing us.

Nothing matters as long as you are willing to help.

We ask for your past in relevance to particular things to know how to accommodate you.

Whether you were in a 'evil' team doesn't matter to us, your mental issues will not be mocked or used against you, applications are strictly private to only the highest in command to look over to see if they want you in their particular Division.

Joining as a member you will be accommodated with housing, free food, free medical treatment and paid for hospital visits if needed, all on top of a paycheck.

Agents choose their own hours, and if they see themselves unfit for a mission, they are within their rights to say no.

We will not force you to go on missions if you feel ill or are injured.

You can always ask for time off.

You can always go to a higher up if you are experiencing issues.

We do care.

We all do.

Caring is why the Taskforce exists.

This has been a Taskforce announcement

Take care.

-Shadow

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//Note. Please discuss with me before hand if you want to bring the Taskforce into a plot of some kind. I would like to talk before engaging largely with other people's plots who are not my friends. //Just throwing a plot into my lap will likely get a dismissive response out of me IC because its very stressful for me.

This is the official Taskforce Distortion account. Before anything, we will answer some questions for you.

What is Taskforce Distortion? Taskforce Distortion is a group focused on the protection of the Multiverse. It is ran under multiple divisions; the Rocket Division, the Aqua Division, the Magma Division, the Galactic Division, the Plasma Division, the Skull Division and the (new) Star Division. Our leader keeps their identity hidden for the safety of all involved, however we all run under guidelines set by them.

What is the purpose of each division? The Rocket Division monitors the activity of "Teams" both active and not. This division having access to top of the line security and surveillance systems to monitor such activity. Any unusual activity will be reported to the leader and a plan of dispatch will be acted upon with swiftness. The Aqua and Magma Division share responsibilities of monitoring irregular seismic activity in the current universe's planet, as to not let a catastrophic event similar to that of the Hoenn incident ever happen again. A smaller responsibility is to also monitor the health of the oceans and land to try and fight back pollution and habitat damage. The Galactic Division monitors the Distortion world, keeping an eye on the activity of the Giratina to make sure they do not cause havoc to any universes that reside in said plane of existence. The Plasma Division monitors known pokemon breeders and professional trainers to prevent illegal activity, be it pokemon abuse or inhumane training methods that don't necessarily fall under the league or law's definition of abuse. The Skull Division is our eyes on the ground, sent out to monitor areas of interest along with the Rocket Division. And finally the Star Division, which isn't a full division, as there is only one member, however it is one of the most important additions as it's lead member is a prodigy hacker, allowing us much farther reach than before.

//Active Ask Games

//FINISHED ARCS: #Mew out of the bag. Please heed the content warnings about this arc before continuing.

//Cards and other Division Leader/Agent info

//Please note! And before you ping the account!

//Taskforce Distortion Discord!

//Other info under the cut!

//Putting this at the top here so it's seen- Please do not call them cops- that's not the interpretation I want for them because it makes me very uncomfortable.

//Ooc. This is a sideblog! Unreality. Mod is an adult and goes by she/her he/him pronouns. All art I use is my own! I follow from @theshadowqueenofthedistortion, more info about me on my main! Here's some of my other accounts as well!

//Semi-Serious blog, I will participate in active silliness and also write serious stuff. Will sometimes touch on death, abuse and a few other things, I will tag the serious stuff with their appropriate tw/cw tags.

//Lightweight magic anons on for this account. Pelipper mail is definitely on! This isn't a villain account, but feel free to treat it as such IC! I would like the drama~ //As an addition, anon hate IC is allowed, however, note that I will curate it, and if it is really harsh and you don't specify it as IC, I might delete for my own comfort.

//No Shipping, a lot of the stuff in here is closed off.

//I am very open to crossover stuff!

//Pokemon in this universe have human levels of sentience, though multiverses that don't are well known and won't be questioned.

//Real life animals exist along side Pokemon in her universe, like divergent evolution (not the pokemon thing, the science thing)

//Anon hate is encouraged as I wanna have my portrayals of these guys respond to that stuff =D please say who it's for though, other wise I'll just guess.

//What the tags mean.

//Shadow Mod Speaks: Mod speaking.

//Mod Reference: Me and/or Zorana making references for this account

//Shadow Art: Art by me that isn't a ref/finished.

Taskforce Deployed: Closed and/or serious RP. I will also use this tag when responding seriously to something.

TaskForce Announcement: A announcement of a situation that the taskforce are involved in! If you would like the Taskforce to look over a situation, feel free to send an ask! (If you aren't the person running the event however, I will need permission from the person who is running it ^^;)

//Response tags have been moved to the Agent and Leader master post

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Recreational Taskforce Announcement.

There will be a work party held on the 5th of December to welcome in the new hires and help ease tensions that were raised from the situation involving my kidnapping.

The party will be held in the early evening to let everyone out of their normal work and relax before attending the event.

Those invited are allowed to invite three other people if they desire!

There will be games, food, drink, movies, and if you need to calm down from any of the noise going on, there are side rooms for you to relax in with their own systems! You can bring your own consoles/food/drinks/movies/shows if you would like! Please just run it by the leader first to make sure it's safe, we don't want a scones incident to happen again.

You may spread this notice around!

This has been a Recreational Taskforce Announcement!

We all hope you have a good day.

-G [Red G for Giovanni]

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EMERGENCY TASKFORCE ANNOUNCEMENT

GIOVANNI IS MISSING, ALL DIVISION MEMBERS ON THE GROUND NOW.

I REPEAT, GIOVANNI IS MISSING.

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY TASKFORCE ANNOUNCEMENT

-Shadow