#tcf alberu

[caleshairtie]

So... here's some "not my circus, not my monkey" memes in context of TCF. Except we all know they do be monkeys in each other's circus and then claim they ain't owning any circuses.

Well, that's because they do be going everywhere to cause chaos, including you, the ringleader clown.

Again, Cale-coded, sooooo....

Choi Han really be the poster kid of justice and good... until you threaten his family. Then be ready to get the royal treatement, French Revolution style.

Yes, Alberu, they are. And yes, Cale is heading them. Get your gold plaques ready.

Yess, drag Cale into the ownership. Drop the responsibility and the gold plaques on him and run.

Poor Beacrox, the collateral damage. Handling kids, destruction and food all at the same time.

Ron is the reason Beacrox is the collateral damage, since he keeps sending his son as the errand boy.

It is technically his territory where his eldest son is running around, doing shit to attain his "Slacker life" that he himself actively be chasing away.

In all honesty, whenever Witira shows up in TCF novel, she always be so confused with the new shit Cale be pulling.

Like, girl, get used to it. This man ain't gonna sit quietly unless he faints.

To me, this is Eruhaben-coded. He be sooooo much enamoured (platonically) with Cale and his infamous bad luck that he agreed to babysit the entire Cale and co.

Our beloved Goldy Gramps, adopting kids at the very ripe age of grandpa.

[complexityissimple]

*spoilers for tcf part 2 chap 207*

THEYRE KILLING ME I CANT

[gatoquecontaestrelas]

Alberu Crossman, with his blond hair and blue eyes when disguised, the supposed blessing of the Sun God, the secret of his dark elf ancestry, his proficiency in spear arts, swordsmanship, and magic, which allows him to fight as a highly skilled magical swordsman, meets all the requirements of a typical fantasy prince, and yet he chose a firearm as his primary weapon after seeing it for the first time during the God of Despair's test and deciding it looked interesting.

A firearm. For a prince. In a fantasy world.

No matter what he says, Alberu is just as strange and wacky as the rest of Cale's group.

[butterflies-and-mirrors]

The only man who can make His Highness blush

[zeighost]

"he's worse than me." HAHA BIRDS OF A FEATHER <3

[crazydaymycrazyway]

*Cale, explaining some modern earth terms to Alberu*

Cale: And when you want two people to be together, you ship them.

Alberu: Ship them where?

[skylerskyhigh]

Kpop demon hunters collab art with @suouarts

[apieceofcrew02]

Alberu when Cale told him yet another batshit insane plan but it's beneficial for the kingdom: