This is something I’ve been thinking about since 2015. Ever since I first heard the song “Cheerleader” (link for reference), I’ve thought about changing the lyrics to make it like Jack was singing to Ianto. And, finally, I’ve done it.
My one solution is my king
'Cause he stays strong (yeah yeah)
He is mostly in my corner
Right there when I need him
All these other men aren't tempting
And I'm empty when you're gone
Do you think I'm handsome?
Do I make you feel like cheating?
And I'm like no, not really cause
Oh I think that I found myself a tea-boy
He is always right there when I need him
Oh I think that I found myself a tea-boy
He is always right there when I need him
He makes coffee like a genie in a bottle (Yeah yeah)
Cause I'm the wizard of love
And I got the magic wand [Jack Wink]
All these other men aren't tempting
And I'm empty when you're gone
Do you think I'm handsome?
Do I make you feel like cheating?
And I'm like no, not really cause
Oh I think that I found myself a tea-boy
He is always right there when I need him
Oh I think that I found myself a tea-boy
He is always right there when I need him
He gives me love and affection
Sweetheart did I mention, you're the only one for me
No I don't need a next one
Owen loves you too, he thinks I made the right selection
Now all that's left to do
Oh I think that I found myself a tea-boy
He is always right there when I need him
Oh I think that I found myself a tea-boy
He is always right there when I need him