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[teacupivy]

i'll save you a seat

“What if…” Seresin starts, but then he shakes his head. He’s about to walk away when Bradley grabs for his wrist, nodding at him to go on. “It’s stupid,” he says, rolling his eyes, “but what if we go together?”

or: Bradley needs a date to Fritz's wedding, and he finds out Jake does too, and the natural solution is a fake-dating scheme.

chapter one

chapter two

chapter three... coming sooner than you think ;)

[topgunwipclub]

collective bargaining agreement by @teacupivy | hangster

Jake cannot believe he’s doing this.

In all his life, the three and a half decades he’s spent on this lush, green earth, he never, ever could have predicted he’d be sitting with his legs spread in an armchair, a hot, firm body pressed against his back, thick thighs holding his own open, and watching porn while being interrogated.

Congrats, Kale! You passed for March 🎉 go leave a comment to this WIP club winner!

[urmomsonfire]

my fics <3 (teacupivy on ao3)

top gun:

goosecarole

hoping about this - Nick offers up a fake engagement to save Carole from a Southern Baptist arranged marriage. (14k)

hangster

the whole time, under the lights - Jake "Hangman" Seresin is unraveling the mystery that is Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw. (19k)

as he falls from his perch - Bradley Bradshaw has a knack for losing people, either watching them go or running them off. Jake Seresin seems to just keep coming back. (38k)

a stupid gift wrapped with a bow - Jake very uncasually brings up food sex. (5k) [CRACK]

for real? - to quote harry indybob, Jake edges Bradley "within an inch of his life." (13k)

austin's favorite mastermind ;) - Football Bradley picks Baseball Jake up at a bar and then makes grilled cheeses for breakfast. and some other stuff happens. (6k)

collective bargaining agreement - prequel to and they were batterymates, Bradley makes Jake watch and discuss porn. (7k)

pauses, then says, - Childhood friends Bradley and Jake reunite for the Dagger Detachment and remember their very colorful past. (check out the artist here!) (54k)

it should rain. - Bradley and Jake skip Mav's funeral. (check out the artist here!) (5k)

valentine's series: - suds in the bucket (1.4k) - homecoming caller (2.6k) - clumsy 'cause i'm falling in love (3.1k) - better than your best dreams (<1k) - and they were batterymates (3.4k) - can you numb me out? (<1k) - save a horse... oh you know (1.3) - i'll save you a seat (?) - vectors and trigonometry and pride (<1k) - BabyGoose84 (3.3k) - set my alarm, turn on my charm (<1k) - carnival (1.8k) - vesuvius (1.7k) - swipe the merlot (<1k) - your DNA's bein' messed with my touch (can't beat us) (2.7k)

supernatural:

soft, expensive things - Dean likes soft, expensive things, including Cas. (6k)

red white and royal blue:

when the silence screams - Henry gives trans Alex a blowjob while on his period. (3k)

silk and steel - lazy day morning sex from Henry's pov (3k)

watercolor love - lazy day morning sex from Alex's pov (5k)

almost regrettable RPF:

no good very bad day for the president - Joe Biden gets sold to One Direction. (<1k)

[teacupivy]

hello good evening. the fic i humbly lay before you tonight is:

the whole time, under the lights

It turns into a rivalry from across a classroom, Jake constantly finding his answers already spoken by the time he moves his own lips. It’s petty competition, fond and prodding, his own perfectionism at odds with the allure of Bradshaw’s arrogant competence. He’s fighting with himself, can’t decide if his mouth is dry due to the indignation rising in his chest or the subtle burn Bradshaw’s celebratory pen flips plant in his gut. They graduate and barely swap two words, each moving on to their own careers like it never happened. Because it didn’t.

Jake Seresin voice: hey siri play down bad and picture you and baby i'm burning and-- just make a playlist.

[teacupivy]

we are reminiscing tonight over the two (equally good, equally serious, equally well-received) birthday fics i wrote for @hangmanbradshaw!

a stupid gift wrapped with a bow — canon-ish hangster food sex

austin’s favorite mastermind ;) — sports AU one night stand

<3

[teacupivy]

good GREAT morning, valentines!

here's the third chapter of the fake dating at fritz's wedding fic!

His task now is to play the part of Jake’s date well enough that it’s believable, but not so well that Jake catches on to his little crush. It’s a dangerous line to walk, and Bradley’s wobbling with each passing moment.

it is part of the valentine's series i did last year! i love you. have a good day <3

[urmomsonfire]

girl did you feel every emotion there is or what

[urmomsonfire]

hangster valentine's series <3

hiii! i just wrote um. about 30k words of romance and porn for the first two weeks of february. maybe you'd like to read them?

(all fifteen fics under the cut)

- suds in the bucket (1.4k) Bradley washes his car. Jake gets drunk. They make out about it.

- homecoming caller (2.6k) Jake comes home from the Navy and gives Bradley a blowjob in the front seat of the bronco.

- clumsy 'cause i'm falling in love (3.1k) Jake feels a little sick but goes on a first date with his hot neighbor anyway.

- better than your best dreams (<1k) Bradley bathes the dog. Jake reads.

- and they were batterymates (3.4k) Professional baseball players Bradley and Jake confess love after an intense date with a sex saddle.

- can you numb me out? (<1k) Afterglow Bradley reflects on loving Jake.

- save a horse... oh you know (1.3) Jake gets antsy being in his home town. He rides Bradley in a hayloft about it.

- i'll save you a seat (?) Bradley and Jake decide to pose as each other's dates as guests at Fritz's wedding. [2/3 chapters]

- vectors and trigonometry and pride (<1k) A scene from as he falls from his perch, but from Jake's pov.

- BabyGoose84 (3.3k) Jake becomes internet friends with a hot Navy pilot.

- set my alarm, turn on my charm (<1k) Bradley leaves for work. Jake stays home.

- carnival (1.8k) Celebrating Mardi Gras in Mobile, Jake and Bradley separate and reunite in an unexpected way.

- vesuvius (1.7k) Bradley can't stand Jake, or, rather, can't stand how good Jake looks in his lab coat.

- swipe the merlot (<1k) A scene from the whole time, under the lights, but from Bradley's pov.

- your DNA's bein' messed with my touch (can't beat us) (2.7k) Finally, the cure for anxious insomnia is a lot of teasing and a little bit of somnophilia.