#team chaotix shitposts

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charmy: another rejection? you’ll never get a girlfriend

espio: so? i’m bi, remember?

charmy: damn, i guess men are being oppressed too. you’re single in every language!

espio: VECTOR MAKE CHARMY GO TO HIS LOCKER

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oh yeah have this old idea i never posted

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I love how it’s canon that Espio can run like Shadow and Sonic but simply chooses not to make it his foremost trait lmao

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Headcanons? Give me Vector!!!

Vector HATES doctor who (nuwho specifically). He hates the reboot and bans the Chaotix from watching it. Which... doesn't work lol. Espio is the worst offender and Vector KNOWS this but Espio will never admit it so he can never bust him. Is there a logical reason behind why Vector hates nuwho? Nope! He knows this and somehow it doesn't bother him :")

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charmy being a sticky ipad kid is so much funnier when you think about honey production

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idk if people remember this song from the memes but vector would unironically rap like this

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Espio is a mitski girl

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