#teasponzrambles

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i don't get the new kids-aimed tmnt show. like, if you want kids-friendly, watching 1987.

also, i feel like giving the toddlers weapons that look easily accessible (eg. Leo's swords looking like knives) isn't the greatest idea when you're aiming the show at kids who haven't quite developed critical thinking yet.

ALSO also, just watch TOTTMNT?? i thought that was supposed to be the new kid friendly iteration. it's got all the makings of it! nothing too horrifying, funny plot shenanigans, and being kid-friendly while still enjoyable for somebody who's not a baby

overall i don't think it was rlly needed. will i watch it? yeah, it's tmnt. am i expecting to enjoy it however? ehhhhh, idk. i'm gonna give it a fair shot, who knows, maybe it'll end up good. but i'm expecting my update after i watch it to be smth along the lines of "I think I accidentally clicked on Cocomelon"

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st5 spoilers

what was that coming out btw? what was that bro. why tf was everyone there??

johnathan and joyce, obviously they'd be there. mike, lucas, dustin, ofc. max and el, yeah, they're part of will's close inner circle.

but

MURRAY? HOPPER?? KALI??????

why include these ppl he barely interacts with??? he met miss random ass bald lady the same day bro. it would've been so much better if it was just the byers family, the og party, and max and el. that's the maximum amnt of ppl that should've been there. the rest was entirely unnecessary.

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if byler doesn't become endgame, that will be the queerbait of the century for sure, but i'll admit that bylers lost. but can y'all actually stop gloating?? the finale is TWO HOURS AND FIVE MINUTES. that's MOVIE LENGTH SHIT. if a single movie the same length can set up a couple with no extensive background like the five entire seasons of chemistry and history that mike and will have, there's no reason byler can't do the same.

if, on new year's, byler does turn out to not be endgame, i'll concede that we lost the canon ship. but there's two whole hours of content left to decide that. that's equivalent to two normal episodes of the show. that's plenty of time. stop with the definitive conclusions, we still don't know for sure.

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y'all just know everybody switching up on will this season is about to do the same with mike

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had a debate with someone online recently about Kali's whole plan, and my opinion that it doesn't make sense has changed in a way. inside the story, it unfortunately does hold up. however, narratively? they'd better find another route SOMEHOW, because otherwise this would be the second netflix show i've watched and gotten invested in surrounding outcasts and the abused that would end with an overall message of 'your whole existence is causing harm to everyone, you can never stop the cycle of abuse, and you'd be better off killing yourself to avoid being a bother'. y'all pulled that shit with TUA, leave ST alone istg.

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just saw somebody blaming mike and eleven having no more chemistry lately and all the byler hints on millie has a husband

like yeah, she does. she's also an actor tho, and has been in this role long before she had one. doesn't really excuse it

and then they compared her performance to smth in enola holmes (never watched it, so idk the full context here), and said she just isn't good at acting out love interests, but that's pretty stupid imo. in the earlier seasons she was great at it, what she just all of a sudden is total shit at acting out this specific type of scene while the rest of her acting skills remain untouched?

feels a little cope-y

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yo btw, y'all know how

(season 5 spoilers)

i said i called will having powers from really early on? yk what else I called? byler. byler endgame y'all, if I'm not also right abt that I'm crashing out and crashing my car

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i like that in NINAH, the witchy lady actually has the pentacle the right way. bugs me so bad every time i see ppl put it upside down for the edgy feel or use it in an 'evil' manner. it's not evil, it's the antithesis to anything negative. but nobody bothers actually researching religious symbols that they're using, so it's always a breath of fresh air when people do.