#tebro

[ebaybears]

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[fioreofthemarch]

Do you pronounce it TEH-ba or TEA-ba? I've been trying to decide for the past hour and I can't make up my mind! I don't want our grumpy old Rito to get mad at me haha!

I personally say Teh-ba, but I think Tay-bah is also fine (I think Teba’s voice actor has possibly said the same thing haha!)

As for Teba himself, I think he’s cool with whatever pronunciation you use as long as you don’t also call him ‘weak’.

[heyheyjuhkay]

TIM TEBOW IS SINGLE AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[hometofirst-blog-blog]

Tim TeBRO

Trivia Time.

Q: What other NFL 3rd string quarterback has ever led the league in Jersey Sales?

A: nope...not even Bob Waters. The answer is 0.

 So what is it that's so fascinating about the all-mighty Tim Tebow. What's his appeal? As a Broncos fan I've pondered this question many times to myself and aloud, without any definitive answer coming to me. Sure, I've come up with a few explanations for why a quarterback that has been in the league for less than two years and has yet to throw a pass this season is the name seen on the most jerseys across the country. I realize that conservative Christians like him because of things like this, and that liberals like to laugh at him for things like this, but that's not enough. And yea, he was an extraordinarily successful college player. Two national championships and a Heisman trophy ain't bad, but then again I don't hear many people talking much about Matt Leinart...another two-time national championship winner who has a Heisman trophy and currently works as an NFL backup quarterback. There always is the play-on-words enjoyment that every college male gets out of calling him Tim Tebro...but the "bro" pun works with a lot of other NFL names just as well. (Broshown Moreno anybody?) We can also safely assume that it's not the female sex that's buying all these jerseys...because ladies only know a quarterback for one of two reasons..and they have nothing to do with passing yards, interceptions, wins, or QB rating. The only reasons for the average female to notice a quarterback is if:

A.) The quarterback is attractive. This is your Tony Romo or Brady Quinn category...players that are seen on the sideline with their helmet off at the same time a girls happens to walk past the TV, stops and says "Ooh who's THAT"

B.) They have a famous wife/girlfriend. For example, girls knew who Jay Cutler was simply because he was engaged to Kristin Cavallari.

*C.) Tom Brady, because he's got the best of both going for him.

Now it's clear to see that Tim Tebow doesn't really fall into either category. So why do so many guys out their dig Tebow? The chances of knowing this elusive answer are currently about as good as Tebow actually starting and finishing a game under center. Only time will tell.