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Tech: So that’s my plan.

Crosshair : Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Tech: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Crosshair : It fucking sucks.

Tech: That’s not constructive criticism.

Tech: I'm going to have to put on my fucking double-seeing glasses because I can't even begin to see the amount of BULLSHIT coming from you!

Tech: Hunter and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Crosshair: *Sighing* What did Hunter do?

Tech: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Hunter: Who wants a steering wheel?

Hunter: I’m an idiot.

Crosshair:

Tech:

Echo:

Wrecker:

Hunter:

Crosshair: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Omega: We still love you!

*The squad is having dinner together*

Tech: Hunter, can you pass the salt?

Hunter: *Throws Crosshair across the table*

Tech: "I've analyzed the situation thoroughly."

Hunter: "Great, now can you explain it in plain Basic?"

Hunter: Tell Omega about the birds and the bees.

Tech: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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