#hunter incorrect quotes

[imdead2124]

Crosshair: So are you two dating now?

Tech & Phee: Yes.

Crosshair: Why?

Tech: I happen to find Phee very appealing.

Crosshair: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Phee.

[sillyequalizer]

Hunter, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

[avamedera]

Hunter: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.

Hunter: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

[thebaddestofbatches]

Hunter: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

[imdead2124]

Crosshair, after his reunion with Hunter and Wrecker: How many kids do you have?

Hunter: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

[imdead2124]

Omega, holding up a tooka she found: Dad, can we keep him

Hunter: ... What did Echo say

Omega: He said no

Hunter: Then why are you asking me?

Omega: Because Echo's not the boss of you

Hunter:

[imdead2124]

Tech: Hunter and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Crosshair: *Sighing* What did Hunter do?

Tech: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Hunter: Who wants a steering wheel?

[imdead2124]

Hunter: I’m an idiot.

Crosshair:

Tech:

Echo:

Wrecker:

Hunter:

Crosshair: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Omega: We still love you!