#tech jokes

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[mondays-off]

Anyone good at maths

I have:

1 Children's Theatre season X 3 productions ÷ 2 rehearsal spaces X 5 performance venues x 9 performances + £1500 season budget + 2 Stage Managers + 0.25 ASM + 2 LDs -1 LD + 0 Sound Staff + 0.5 technicians + 52 cast members ÷ 16 devising/rehearsal days - 14 child workshop hours × 7 performance days

How impressive will it be if everyone survives this? (15 marks)

[godsbugreports]

Ticket #763289

As of 00:00 0000 AD, Sysadmin ‘God’ has stopped replying to emails, texts, phone calls, shouting, prayers and tapestries.

This has made system maintenance somewhat difficult.

[ask-technology-bendy]

"Hmmmmm Mac or Windows, probably Mac because Windows can scrape me up pretty bad." ( @huskiehuskie )

[rockpapercynic]

How to plug in a USB

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[prop4drones]

People just love posing their Mavic Pro. Love all the creativity!

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