#technoblade incorrect quotes

[tmnt-queen-og]

Techno: I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood. Techno: I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040, and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong. And the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404". Techno: And I actually laughed out loud.

[dsmpincorrectquotes]

Technoblade: I don't identify as male or female. I identify as a warning.

[givemeattentionnow]

Techno: Did-did you just refer to your train of thought as the stress express?

Ranboo: Should I not have?

Philza: I mean, mentally stable people don’t, uh, do that.

Ranboo: Okay, and who told you I was mentally stable?

[lilac-masquerade]

Teacher Philza: Who all is joining AP English 3?

Technoblade: Me, how else am I going to become an author? Other than tears and agony

Wilbur: Well I mean, Edgar Allen Poe did drugs, and look where that got him

Technoblade: Yeah well Edgar Allen Poe also got most of his inspiration from real events while I reject reality as a whole

Wilbur: And your inspiration comes from trauma, your point?

[incorrect-mcyt-quotes-1]

Techno: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

[the-tyler-as-in-skyler]

sbi family dynamic thought

techno: listen, phil didn’t raise no fucking bitch

techno: …

techno: but wilbur sure as hell did

i have no clue when this would be used but pls use it it’s so funny to me

[mantafizz]

technoblade: there is one game i can play and know that i will never lose.

quackity: the one you have played with my heart,

technoblade: no, slapjack.

[ltlemonpop]

Techno : Wdym? of course i have my birthday marked in my calendar.

Techno : wait

Techno : crap

Techno : I dont have my birthday marked in my calendar

Techno : wtf past me that is so out of character I'm way more self centered than this.