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[tactical-necromancy]

CRABS FOR CHRISTMAS

From Maryland Public TV, the Crabs for Christmas song by David DeBoy from the old Crabs Tv series from the mid 80's

[ohm-pawat]

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[avengedxxaltguy]

GUmMy worm ^-^ My third T injection is on Monday!

[madman-vigilante]

Does it bring you joy.

Watching the life leave someones eyes?

Do you pity those who weren't one of those monsters whose life had to end cause of your suspicions?

How many have died at your hands.

How many have lost family cause of you?

You claim to hate them, the ones who murder cause of their genetics.

But you're no better.

You may kill for survival.

But how many must die until you believe the world is clean?'

-@w1lt3ddaisy

Ok SEE I LOWKEY DUNNO WHAT TO RESPOND TO THIS WITH BUT 🥹

awesomesauce poetry bro, I keep looking at it whenever I check my inbox and am amazed every time

[userizu]

Here I was, thinkin' your other profile was naughty enough ;) Oh, and just say a time and place for when you're ready to... help me into some clothes. <3

— 🍗

kei!! missed you so much baby, although i was thinking something more along the lines of helping you out of some clothes, yeah?

[crownquill]

For you.

[merrrrrrrrry]

LMAOO SHUT UP UR MIND !!!!

AKSKKSKWKSXNND

Sorry🙈

Have a lovely day cutie💕💕

(this ask is in relation to this, by the way)

[racingtoaredlight]

A Cocktail Napkin Thesis: On Recovery

Been taking care of myself, I've lost lost a lot of weight by switching from beer to cocktails. The only downside to the cocktail diet is standing and getting to work. But I manage, I'm not shiftless like those malingerers in Alcoholics Anonymous. 

Recovery has been carefully studied, the success rate in Alcoholics Anonymous is 6%. I missed one day of work last year, I would argue I am more functional than that entire organization. I am certainly more successful in my daily tasks. If your child got 6% on a math test you should put them up for adoption. Imagine being court ordered to use an air bag that works 6% of the time? That can happen, the Judge looks down from the bench and says, "Well this certainly isn't going to work but do it anyway." How can they court order you to submit to a higher power? It's bad enough a god would create a reality that led me into hearing sad sack stories in a dank church basement, 94% of the storytellers being hopeless cases. How much worse would the god be if i was submissive?

It's the workers who really need the support groups, we should meet after a long day and discuss our mistakes, anxieties and successes. Ideally someplace with a 2 for 1 special. The whole culture of recovery is backwards, you shouldn't get a congratulatory chip for not drinking, you should get a chip for making it to work after drinking. Oscar Wilde said, "Work was the curse of the drinking classes" and he was right. If there is an aspect of our society that needs to make amends its the one that forces me out of bed on a cold morning to further enrich someone wealthier than myself and meanwhile my foot is still bleeding. At some point your coworkers are going to stop asking about the limp if you never know the answer. You still need support though. When I make it to work the Monday after a St. Patrick's day weekend I should automatically be lauded as employee of the month. "Here's your chip for successfully making it to work again, it's redeemable on Tuesday nights for a pitcher of mojitos."

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