REPLIES TO ROY THE PARENTING GURU (NOW WITH 42% MORE IDRIS ELBA GIFS)
Roy’s got it right, though. Sorry Joel.
spladoum replied to your post: Roy: Goddamned kids, dude. They’ll rip...
As opposed to a lazy selfish loser city bum, Roy? You’re just mad you can’t be there with him and enjoy island life. Ha!
karnzter replied to your post: Roy: Goddamned kids, dude. They’ll rip...
Why don’t you both shut up and get both of your shit together?! How’s that sound?! *walks out*
chillimps replied to your post: Roy: Goddamned kids, dude. They’ll rip...
:(
teekalo replied to your post: Roy: Goddamned kids, dude. They’ll rip...
I can’t even say that bitches name! Her name doesn’t deserve to be said! And you try having HER as a baby moma! Do ya not see the problem Roy??
bshw replied to your post: Roy: Goddamned kids, dude. They’ll rip...
You know it’s bad when ROY is the voice of reason.
bordelinski replied to your post: Roy: Goddamned kids, dude. They’ll rip...
Count on Roy to tell you how it is! And maybe to be a dick while doing it. ;)
sikoah replied to your post: Roy: Goddamned kids, dude. They’ll rip...
One thing about Roy, he doesn’t hold anything back.
dustofsims replied to your post: Roy: Goddamned kids, dude. They’ll rip...
Woah Roy, He’s being logical for once!
simsgonebye replied to your post: Roy: Goddamned kids, dude. They’ll rip...
Oh shit. When Roy tells you that you fucked up, you REALLY fucked up.
pinkfuzza replied to your post: Roy: Goddamned kids, dude. They’ll rip...
Roy may do some messed up things and seem like a horrible man BUT that… THAT right there is a true real friend who tells you how it is HONESTLY and it’s not in a hurtful way. World needs more of those.. Joël get off your ass and step up!
goatkibble replied to your post: Roy: Goddamned kids, dude. They’ll rip...
Ha! Ha! Roy.
getmygameon replied to your post: Roy: Goddamned kids, dude. They’ll rip...
well…at least these two haven’t changed despite 5 years :p LOL They still have their bromance LOL thank you Pru <3
holleyberry replied to your post: Roy: Goddamned kids, dude. They’ll rip...
You can always count on Roy to tell it like it is, or how he thinks it is, at least. Occasionally those two things are bound to be the same.
fraulinefive replied to your post: Roy: Goddamned kids, dude. They’ll rip...
I don’t like Roy but S L A Y.
keenpea replied to your post: Roy: Goddamned kids, dude. They’ll rip...
Makes me wonder what was the true motivations were behind Joel leaving Anita…Obviously the Danny+Anita situation could have pushed him to the edge, but is Megan’s death really what made him jump ship?!
It was catching Anita with Danny that was the final straw. He'd never really come to terms with finding Megan cheating, so seeing Anita with Danny compounded all those horrible memories as well.
pixelcurious replied to your post: Roy: Goddamned kids, dude. They’ll rip...
Living on a houseboat sounds pretty fucking awesome to me, actually.
roseoftheoakmoonsims replied to your post: Roy: Goddamned kids, dude. They’ll rip...
You know your life has taken quite the disastrous turn when Roy is able to point out accurate issues you’re having.
pibsims replied to your post: Roy: Goddamned kids, dude. They’ll rip...
What does it say when Roy is by far the better parent? Joel, get your act together. Although, this does give the best sense of how his life changed by Megan’s death and Anita’s infidelity.
phyresimblr replied to your post: Roy: Goddamned kids, dude. They’ll rip...
Yea, tell him Roy!!!
firstkisssims replied to your post: Roy: Goddamned kids, dude. They’ll rip...
Yeah, Roy!
kscriba replied to your post: Roy: Goddamned kids, dude. They’ll rip...
Why don’t they get married??? They’re literally the only ones who can keep each other in check????
The bond that Roy and Joël share is stronger than any marriage vow! XD
wildflowersinzittau replied to your post: Roy: Goddamned kids, dude. They’ll rip...
It makes so much sense he won’t say her name! A name makes it easier to relate to something/someone, and clearly he doesn’t want to relate to Anita. I know this feeling ;)
Me too! XD It also signals a degree of intimacy with someone, and that's something I think Joël is also desperate to avoid.
sweetnovember77 replied to your post: Roy: Goddamned kids, dude. They’ll rip...
yeaaaah…! That’s the spirit, Roy. Kick em while he’s down.
I love you, your blog and you. dunno why I am sending this on anon. I guess I need everyone to know that you have one of the best blogs on tumblr. hehe<3 -teek
NO WHY WHY DID I NOT READ THE TAGS WHY DID I LET THE WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU PUT BEHIND A READ MORE CONTROL ME WHY
mspoodle1 replied to your post: Read More →
Ick! Find the nearest big object and squash that sucker! :D
I could never hurt a spider!!!
teekalo replied to your post: Read More →
He’s making sure you don’t hurt anymore characters.
spladoum replied to your post: Read More →
One of those bad boys had woven a web across my walkway and hedges yesterday. If I hadn’t been carrying a garbage bag in front of me I would have met him personally.
theothersim replied to your post: Read More →
id shit myself.
simmingly replied to your post: Read More →
That’s a big spider!
Not as big as Neville the Australian drop-bear eating spider who sits in my living room and terrifies uninitiated visitors:
pixelcurious replied to your post: Read More →
Cute spider!
Thank you! I think I will christen him Bruno because I was watching a Bruno Mars clip when I spotted him. Bruno is currently residing above my bedroom doorway. As fond as I have become of him, he can stop right there.
ninoochat replied to your post: Read More →
time to burn down the house
melanieselestasims replied to your post: Read More →
I love spiders! And they seem to love me back, cuz whenever I live there’re always plenty of them xD
Yay!!! Me too! I think they are fascinating creatures.
stellatorontosims replied to your post: Read More →
O_O!Spiders freak me out if they’re inside the house, but I force myself to catch them & take them outside
I do too if they're in danger of being eaten by the cat, but if they're up high I don't worry too much because these types of spiders like being inside.
damagedsims replied to your post: Read More →
*faint*
blondechaos replied to your post: Read More →
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. i had a massive one in the shower with me a few nights a go on the ceiling ;-;
Lulz pervy spiders deserve a good slap! And while I like spiders, I don't enjoy finding them on my bath towels which has happened on more than one occasion...
karnzter replied to your post with a photo: Read More →
freezerbunnypopsicle replied to your post: Read More →
Holy heart attack!
chillimps replied to your post: Read More →
ACK! :o
getmygameon replied to your post: Read More →
that’s the main thing that’s keeping me from coming to australia :p (kidding!) we have enough of those critters in America thank yew »;;;
lolitasim replied to your post: Read More →
this is why i refuse to visit australia
ubastisbast replied to your post: Read More →
Such a cutie. (What? I like spiders) ;p
goatkibble replied to your post: Read More →
What type of spider is it? Kind of looks like a huntsmen but difficult to tell. It looks angry whatever it is.
Yep, it's a huntsmen (huntsman?) And it looked quite placid until I took its photo...it didn't like the flash at all! Was quite worried for a second or two it was going to launch itself at me...;=)
A HUGE THANK YOU FOR ALL THE BLOG BIRTHDAY WISHES- it was just as good as my own birthday!! (maybe better b/c no hangover). ALSO, REPLIES TO SONIA @ HER PARENTS' PLACE PART 1
spladoum replied to your post: Sonia’s bedroom at her parents’ house ...
Silver lining?
teekalo replied to your post: Sonia’s bedroom at her parents’ house ...
This pleases me. c:
icy-spicy-scalpel replied to your post: Sonia’s bedroom at her parents’ house ...
I really hope she does not go back to Roy!
getmygameon replied to your post: Sonia’s bedroom at her parents’ house ...
Oh I don’t think her parents will want her to stay for very long so she’d best not get very comfortable because I’m sure they’re quite displeased right now…
caterpillarsims replied to your post: Sonia’s bedroom at her parents’ house ...
Yeah, except that her parents are still manipulative and controlling…
roseoftheoakmoonsims replied to your post: Sonia’s bedroom at her parents’ house ...
I can’t tell if back to her manipulative, homophobic parents is any better than going back to her manipulative, asshole husband. Please be safe, Sonia. :(
wildflowersinzittau replied to your post: Sonia’s bedroom at her parents’ house ...
Come on guys, this is her home, where she can feel safe and recover, and I’m sure her parents love her - right?
bshw replied to your post: Sonia’s bedroom at her parents’ house ...
Don’t mind that loud snap, thats just my heart breaking….
simsgonebye replied to your post: Sonia’s bedroom at her parents’ house ...
Oh, Sonia. :(
karnzter replied to your post: Sonia’s bedroom at her parents’ house ...
And the sound of a popped champagne bottle can be heard on the other side of the house from her parents’ ‘celebration’ (it’s mega obvious they’re so happy that she isn’t with Claire Anymore). Poor Sonia :(
napoleonfrost replied to your post: Sonia’s bedroom at her parents’ house ...
The cuddly unicorn on the bed is such a great touch <3
goatkibble replied to your post: Roy: Yeah I’m workin’ my way...
That burning love wouldn’t be syphilitic fever would it?
ROFL! No, he and Crystal always use condoms! XD
roseoftheoakmoonsims replied to your post: Roy: Yeah I’m workin’ my way...
Now if only that burning inside would finish the damn job.
karnzter replied to your post: Roy: Yeah I’m workin’ my way...
…and a burnin’ excruciatin’ pain from a surprise swift Chuck Norris kick to the dick and balls by Sonia de Prima or Claire Espinoza.
Hmmm. Not feeling a lot of love for Roy right now...
simsgonebye replied to your post: Roy: Yeah I’m workin’ my way...
Waiting for the moment that a foot mysteriously pops out and trips Roy on the way up.
Lulz! Or a banana skin drops from the sky...
nativeafua replied to your post: Roy: Yeah I’m workin’ my way...
ugh. I used to think Roy was funny…now I hate him xP grrrrrr…
teekalo replied to your post: Roy: Yeah I’m workin’ my way...
Love makes you do crazy things.
ice-creamforbreakfast replied to your post: Roy: Yeah I’m workin’ my way...
I firmly believe that Baby Jessica had the cunning and resources to bump off Roy.
romeo-and-simulet replied to your post: Roy: Yeah I’m workin’ my way...
I first thought he was talking about the car.
That would not be surprising. Also, I'm having lots of trouble imagining Roy's Ferrari with a babyseat...I guess Sonia will be doing most of the chauffeuring?
spladoum replied to your post: Roy: Yeah I’m workin’ my way...
I’m working my way back to you babe, and the happiness that died … uh, Roy? …
Roy might be having a rare moment of sagacity!
sikoah replied to your post: Roy: Yeah I’m workin’ my way...
Roy, that’s just creepy. And if your love is burning, you may need see a doctor. They have medicine for things like that now.
kscriba replied to your post: Roy: Yeah I’m workin’ my way...
Looks like you’re gaining weight, Roy—or maybe it’s just your ego inflating back up
I can deal with Roy being called creepy, and a rat-bastard and a horrible person and manipulative asshole...but DON'T CALL HIM FAT OKAY
wildflowersinzittau replied to your post: Roy: Yeah I’m workin’ my way...
In my head I switch Roy’s name with Anita’s while reading the comments, and it makes me happy ;)
Roy, you fucked up a bit as well. But at least you ain’t do what she did, that was just…. PFFT. And Claire’s not even all that! ;_; I’m here for ya my love<3.
fraulinefive replied to your post:
aw, he’s in a funk because he can’t use his knowledge of his wife’s adultery to manipulate her anymore. ;~;
sikoah replied to your post:
Sucks when you can’t have your cake and eat too. It almost makes me feel bad for Roy…almost.
I'm glad you didn't waste any sad feelings on him...that would have made me feel bad! And also...CAKE
karnzter replied to your post:
Take in all of the real, money-can’t-buy and unscripted pain, Goddard. Take it all in. Hope you’ve finally learned your lesson (but then again, one side of me says you haven’t and you’re just gonna let Crystal ‘fix’ it for you) *shakes head*
getmygameon replied to your post: Crystal is at work when she gets a cal...
I think he’s surprised she actually knows something besides how to rock his socks off X3
romeo-and-simulet replied to your post: Crystal is at work when she gets a cal...
whoa Crystal you’re…intelligent o.o
caterpillarsims replied to your post: Crystal is at work when she gets a cal...
She’s got her mind on her money and her money on her mind.
aminovas replied to your post: Crystal is at work when she gets a cal...
oh snap! money skirt
simsgonebye replied to your post: Crystal is at work when she gets a cal...
LOL, Crystal. She’s trying to RETIRE off that booty money. I’m not mad at her!
sweetnovember77 replied to your post: Crystal is at work when she gets a cal...
Wow. Who would’ve thunk, Crystal would have an alternative strategy?
Crystal's mama didn't raise no fool!
teekalo replied to your post: Crystal is at work when she gets a cal...
*blinks* … Crystal you lost me hun. What the fuck are you talking about? xD
simseywimsey replied to your post: Crystal is at work when she gets a cal...
Crystal knowing money. Doesn’t surprise me….
karnzter replied to your post: Crystal is at work when she gets a cal...
Well then; get ready to turn the pages and be blown away by the main headline in the sports, social and gossip sections; Crystal! You’re in for a shock!
elleinvogue replied to your post: Crystal is at work when she gets a cal...
Superman pose! (I pole dance for fitness)
spladoum replied to your post: Crystal is at work when she gets a cal...
Interesting … Crystal won’t respond when Roy asks about her interest in women, Roy won’t respond when Crystal asks him about finances. Heh. Guess you two know your place now! :P
kscriba replied to your post: Crystal is at work when she gets a cal...
thought that the guy at the far right in first pic was Joel… was a little worried. Also, Roy’s face in the last pic is hilari
Lulz I think that guy has been mentioned in my reply posts before- he is a townie who is always showing up at both The Grind AND The Pink Pony, so he either swings both ways or is a bit confused! XD
icy-spicy-scalpel replied to your post:
I love the picture!
fraulinefive replied to your post:
-country music blares-
is-that-kirstie replied to your post:
Aww… Seeing Roy sad makes me sad :(
caterpillarsims replied to your post:
Oh, Roy, you done fucked up! And he can’t even got to his usual go to release valve.
simsgonebye replied to your post:
I assume you skipped all the pics of Roy trying to fit his foot in his mouth.
aminovas replied to your post:
I feel perhaps an unhealthy level of sympathy for Roy :/ This and the nursery picture make me super sad
