Jun 1
Today I would like to discuss the overabundance of round manhole covers. WHY round???. WHY everywhere??? Well I have the answer.
You see, the circle is a method of teleportation that only the shadowy elites of this world, who I cannot name for fear of my own safety, have access to. They provide many places in which they can easily teleport throughout towns and major cities, however the working man can't access the skill of teleportation, so the circular shape of the manhole cover is meaningless.
Only when we fill every hole with a square will the elites let us teleport. We must restrict their access so we too can reap the benefits of teleportation