#tendertalks

[somewhereindorne]

one of my absolute guilty pleasure type of fics are those "characters reading the book/watching the show' style fics and I am DYING laughing thinking of some of the reactions to literally everyone in the ASOIAF universe.

How hard does EVERYONE roast Viserys for his shitty leadership and his weakness during the dance?

Plz tell me Baelon and Alyssa are slapping tf out of Viserys and Daemon once he gets there?

Dyanna Dayne is just fuming waiting for Aerion to get to the afterlife. Maekar better watch it.

The sadness as Baelor and Jena Dondarrian watch their sons join them?

The absolute shit show that comes from the Targaryens x Starks during Roberts Rebellion.

Lyanna and Elia Martell haunting Rhaegar for the rest of his life.

Oh my GOD the fights when Lyanna meets Catelyn Stark? and you know she gave Ned such a piece of her mind everyone's looking like

I feel like Tywin just sits in a corner and watches all the bullshit his children do like ?????

[tenderclio]

So a few days ago I asked @inkedmoth if she had made any fanfic covers for users to download to their kindle. She hadn't and I asked if I could. She said yes. I can't submit them so I am adding them below. There is a 'discreet' cover and a more graphic cover).

(photos pulled off pinterest and edited in canva. I am not an artist.)

xoxo thank you, Rose, for writing an amazing fic. 🫶🏻

[somewhereindorne]

I need to talk to casting directors RN

why do they cast the hottest mf people for the CELIBATE (lol) KINGSGUARD?? nothing but thirst under the cut

Like

EXCUSE ME?

I need to sit down

*It won't let me add a gif of Ser Donnel of Duskendale I promise boo we haven't forgtten about you*

and last but not least my dornish baddie

[somewhereindorne]

the greatest by billie eilish is so Aerion Targaryen coded. Like

All my love and patience Unappreciated You said your heart was jaded You couldn't even break it I shouldn't have to say it You could've been the greatest

UGH the angst. Post Ashford Meadow. Post Lys exile. Post wildfire.

This can also be POV for so many people. His wife? His DAD? Daeron????

[tenderclio]

I am reading the ACOTAR series for the first time and I am on chapter 35 of ACOMAF and I am CRASHING OUTTTTT omg

[somewhereindorne]

just read a plus size reader insert by @dreamfyrie and tbh it's got me completely rethinking my ocs. like.

bruh.

edit- here is the fic.

[somewhereindorne]

idk if this is just me as a person (def something I didn't get from @inkedmoth) but -

I just made a whole ass family tree to see how timetravel!au and MILF!Au are related. We're going back to Baelor the blessed here. I cannot.

I will eventually post it lmao

[tenderclio]

the bunnies are running rampant but i have two books to finish for book club i cannot