@tenebrasanimarum continued.
Okay, so despite the fact that Elias was trying (and failing) to hide
his little MANIACAL smile…he’d been terrified that he was going to
get his BRAINS BLOWN OUT about five seconds ago. He would
have taken care of the fucker himself, but his shotgun had JAMMED
at the worst possible time. He’d been ready to just ACCEPT THE
INEVITABLE, but next thing he knew there was a CRAZY WOMAN
WITH A BAT bashing his would-be killer’s head in, “ Woah, holy
fuckin’ SHIT!! ” He all but WHEEZED out, body shaking with the
force of his silent, breathless GIGGLES, “ Where did you even come
from, lady? You swooped in outta fuckin’ nowhere! I mean, thanks
for savin’ my ass, but DAMN. You a ninja? ”
First of all, why the fuck was a kid with a shotgun
in the alley behind her house? She hadn’t done anything
to deserve that. There was also a man, about to shoot the
kid as well. The whole situation was VERY surreal, but Harley
couldn’t stay out of trouble even if she was paid, which
she was. By the Government. But surely a kid’s life was more
important than peace? Well, she didn’t really care. She took
the bat she always had close to her door. It was a s c a r y
neighbourhood after all. She did what had to be done, not
being bothered even a little bit. “ Hey, kid, you OK? ” she asked
frowning at the brunet’s attitude, letting out a breathless laugh.
“ I wish I was a NINJA, I’m just a very well trained gymnast.
Also HARLEY QUINN. That’s cool too. ” she smiled. Even if this
kid gave her the creeps, her more dark side urged her to take
him in, see what he could actually do.