[Text sent to: Levi] Stop ignoring me and pick up your phone.
[Text sent to: Erwin] Not right now, I’m busy Erwin. I can’t take your phone calls
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[Text sent to: Levi] Stop ignoring me and pick up your phone.
[Text sent to: Erwin] Not right now, I’m busy Erwin. I can’t take your phone calls
(( *teleports in* HIIIII ))
.... *gives up to tell about the freaking door already OTL*
1. First impression: well this is quite a unique Erwin I see here, never seen one before so why not?2. Truth is: You scared me with your writing amg, definitely A+ yandere Erwin because so hella3. How old do you look: *cheating on your mun's page* 16 B)4. Have you ever made me laugh: I think yes, you have5. Have you ever made me mad: nope6. Best feature: I haven't really know the mun yet but I like your writing style, and your Erwin's personality and background story <37. Have I ever had a crush on you: no8. You’re my: can I call you as my friend already? :''D9. Name in my phone: -10. Should you post this too? it's up to you~
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(( What’s this? A SERIAL KILLER AU HOT DOG ))
lolol yes!! It's 5 chapters in! Serial Killerrrrrs
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Yandere Erwin. My heart, man
You’re adorable omg xD
You care so much about your friends, and that always puts the dokis in my kokoro
I like the way you portray your sad and crazy ass Erwin
idk i get happy seeing you on my dash
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⌈ Who are three tumblr users that you associate me with? ⌋
//Tbh, if someone sent in three and none were the13thcommander, I’d not only cry, I’d sit confused and scared. 13thkitty ftw
I love interacting with all three lmao so this makes sense :3
Erwin glanced around, despite there being a bag on his head. He stifled sever excited yet pained gasps as blood dripped down his neck and stained the bag.
All day he had dealt with work, filling out reports and scribbling a neat, arched signature onto papers that needed signing, whether they be giving permission to something or just him agreeing to whatever. It was shitty work but someone had to do it, and Levi? Well, whatever work he did he liked to be great at it. In a subtle way, of course. the sun had already began dropping when he put a period at the last of his papers and neatly stashed them to the side, rubbing his eyes as he stood up. He really needed to move, or sleep...though, honestly, he didn't know which one he needed the most. Getting out of his office was a pleasant thing, Levi always liked to take strolls around the base. One thing he had not been expecting to see, was his Commander. He noticed the familiar voice of the sounds at first, and then the shape came into view. Next came the odd bag, and when narrowed eyes finally hit the crimson hue of blood, Levi stood frozen, "Erwin? ....Erwin, what the hell is this?"
*Peeks in*
Oh! Another surprise, "Erwin?" he won't admit he's more than willing to give a smooch to his commander, and as he moves forward he can't help but move just a bit quicker than usual. Here, have a hesitant little kiss on the lips.