Jun 18, 2024
I have pack bonded with these two idiots and will now scream
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I have pack bonded with these two idiots and will now scream
You’ve been scrolling for a while. Here, have a snack *hands you homemade highrez Duck Life seed sprites*
My childhood role model
Watching Hellboy 2004 again and realizing this is where my two distinct tastes in men came from.
Reckless man-child with the cheesiest one-liners ever, who acts tough but cares a lot. A tortured soul made for evil but chooses good. Tries his hardest to protect an ungrateful public who rejects him.
Autism.
Man-tiddies are too powerful. I just hyperventilated until I collapsed because my husband blocked my path while shirtless.
My best effort to recreate the situation^
I was just casually reading the Wiki page for Half-Life’s HEV suit and WHEN WAS SOMEBODY GONNA TELL ME—
THE RADIATION NOISES YOU HEAR IN GAME WHENEVER NEAR THE BIOHAZARDS IS CANONICALLY COMING FROM THE HEV SUIT????
Y’all had me believing that radioactive waste just SOUNDS like that
Half-life 2 Rebels doing their best
Rebel: “Hey Gordon! Take our jeep, we made it ourselves. Nothing but a rod-iron frame and an engine, very fuel efficient because of no extra weight. Extremely sturdy, in fact you can crash it into a brick wall and it won’t crumple!”
Gordon Actual Physicist Freeman: (thinking because he doesn’t talk) “you mean there are no crumple zones????”
Bite-Hiders
Zombie apocalypse movie but EVERY character is hiding a bite from each other the whole time.
Shenanigans ensue as each person assumes they are the only one who got bitten in the last scuffle.
I don’t know which is better, if the audience knows the whole time and gets to enjoy the irony, or if we follow a protagonist who is trying to get the group to safety before they turn just to find out everyone is bitten at the end. (One is funny, one is kinda a bummer)
Everyone has increasingly funny excuses for looking sweaty, lethargic, and miserable.
“I’m good, just tired.” “Oh the sweat? I just have overactive glands.” “Blood? I’m just having my period… out of my arm…”
Everyone is trying to heroically sacrifice themselves for the “healthy ones”
Turns out just one person was never bitten and/or is immune.
Alternate ending: the virus doesn’t even spread through bites.