The Reason Why None Of My Projects Are Finished

She/Her / 23 / chronic project starter / sometimes I have lucid dreams / Pfp by fuzenia on picrew

[terminallyworkingonit]

For posterity: I also enjoyed iron lung.

[terminallyworkingonit]

I make random whining sounds when I’m sick, not for sympathy, but because I’m being attacked by invisible enemies and I must lash-out at them in the only way I have left

[terminallyworkingonit]

Me when I frame-perfect animation-cancel the shit I’m about to take because my child just made a very concerning crashing noise in the other room.

[terminallyworkingonit]

I love how every 7 months my duck life posts find their target audience. It’s honestly a bright spot in my day.

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

Im kind of ashamed that ive gone this long in my life as a bonafide bird lover and yet i somehow didnt know these guys are named POWERFUL OWLS

[gunsandfireandshit]

Who can forget this classic

[terminallyworkingonit]

They are powerful cause according to my math they can eat over 200 opossums a year, as they are their favorite food.

[sodomit]

I think I'm gonna start using he/him for the moon on purpose now.

[what-even-is-thiss]

In many cultures the moon is a man and the sun is a woman or both are men or something like in Egyptian mythology your ideas about the inherent feminine nature of the moon are based in nothing

[rosslynpaladin]

Yeah in my tribe the Moon is male. So maybe we're not all Romans.

[terminallyworkingonit]

Nobody tell them about the man in the moon

[pope-is-crying]

saw this absolute king at the Paris Miku Expo

[terminallyworkingonit]

MIKU BINDER THOMAS JEFFERSON

THEY EVEN HAVE THE EXACT BINDER PRINT

[theconcealedweapon]

[terminallyworkingonit]

The reason i never watch all the shows people recommend to me is simply that i am too busy watching all the shows i made up in my head.

[bogleech]

they're rebooting the pre-K show Wonderpets and decided one of the three main characters should be a snake this time. That's great honestly, little kids should be taught that snakes are just another animal and can be a cute animal. Hatred of them is already much rarer than when I was a kid myself. If only they'd made another of the three a tarantula or a hissing cockroach but baby steps I guess.

[terminallyworkingonit]

You should check out Lucas the Spider, my kid loves it and is now far more chill about bugs than every adult i know.

[caats]

[terminallyworkingonit]

Thank you cat wizard

[terminallyworkingonit]

Foed…

p-oisoning

[bovineblogger]

good bye

[terminallyworkingonit]

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

[glixbitch]

I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

When you’ve spent 92 years on this earth with the name “Dick Van Dyke” and you’re only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about it.

[lizluvscupcakes]

[terminallyworkingonit]

Richard Caravan Lesbian

[hollowboobtheory]

can't believe I nearly forgot to share this

[sabrebash]

the joy of realizing someone is a similar type of freak as you

[terminallyworkingonit]

[lost-carcosa]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[charlesoberonn]

“This is my favorite axe. I’ve been using it for so long I had to replace the handle ten times and the blade twice.”

[terminallyworkingonit]

One time my husband told me I talked in my sleep and when I asked what I said he told me

“hey siri, take a note. The ship of Theseus: yes it’s the same ship.”

And idk if I meant the replacement pieces became the original ship, or if I meant that making a ship from the old pieces would be the same ship. Like cloning.

I think the idea here is what’s right. That the intention of the builders and the living nature of the building and ship is more important.