#terrible memory

[roselemari]

Charlie: “dad you need to learn the names of my staff.”

Lucifer: “I don’t even remember what I had for dinner, I don’t even remember if I ate dinner, and you want me to learn names.”

Charlie: “you know Alastor’s name.”

Lucifer: “I do? Who is that again? I’m not good with faces either.”

Charlie: 😐

[sweetpeauserboxes]

[mirnsey]

Bro, as a person with a goldfish equivalent of a memory, tumblr is like the worse place i can be. I come here to check my notifs and get to writing, and i accidentally see one writing i like.. and then another.. and then another.. and.. it’s already 10 a’clock???

Like—let me stay on track once

[aks3raao1]

Is it normal for humans to do the most...random of things without thinking abt them?

Such as me just a minute ago:

Me: * checking my phone for work and stuff*

Grandpa aka Pops: * just finishes talking on the phone and goes to sit in the living room*

Me spotting him when I turn my head: .........WAIT A FUCKING SECOND * runs to the living room* POPS, IT ONLY REGISTERED TO ME NOW THAT U WERE HERE-

Pops: ...wdym? I came back a half an hour ago and u even said hi to me-

Me: ...since when?

Grandma: since a half an hour ago????

Me: ...I don't remember doing that at all-

Pops: ...I keep saying ur crazy and no one ever listens to me

Me: * begins giggling and laughing bc of my stupid forgetfulness* Ok, whatever * mindlessly goes to dining room* * gets on all fours and starts crawling around the small table*

Grandma coming in: ......what are you doing?

Me when it actually registers to me that I'm crawling around the table on all fours: ........I...dont know

Is it only me that does weird shit like this without thinking abt it at all??? @travalerray do u ever think abt it when u get on the ground and meow like a cat under stress or is it like me??

[wilhelmina-murray-harker]

Shoutout to whatever genetic thing it is that manages to bypass my terrible memory and always have me remember about periods roughly three days before mine starts

I go “huh, it’s been a while since I’ve been on my period” and then I check and it’s supposed to start soon! Thanks, biology. Super cool of you

[sidetongue]

this is honestly the best fish I’ve ever caught 

[littlebigmouse]

Anyone else never really read other people’s usernames? I recognize people on my dash by the avatar or by the content they post, but only ever skim the names, if at all. Which means I might be following you for months now, but if someone lined up similar sounding names of tumblr users I wouldn’t be able to pick out the people I follow. Up until today I thought @myrobotlandlord was called “mybrotland” (and I will always call you that in my head, sorry). Which also means, when I was on someone else’s computer and couldn’t log in, I tried to check different tumblr user blogs seperately by typing in the URL. Yeah, it didn’t work. (But ya’ll can be sure that I still remember the login-code I used for the A-level-mock-exams two years ago.)

[melonfacade]

lrb i read in cold blood in my senior year honors english class that the teacher tried to kick me out of twice because my grades were so horrible

it mightve been junior year . and i dont remember how i kept coming back. she mustve hated me

i love that book