#terrible memory

[l-zah1ra]

my dad was trying to go through memory lane with me about our time in America

I was 5-7

dude, even if we went last year I would have forgotten

[roselemari]

Charlie: “dad you need to learn the names of my staff.”

Lucifer: “I don’t even remember what I had for dinner, I don’t even remember if I ate dinner, and you want me to learn names.”

Charlie: “you know Alastor’s name.”

Lucifer: “I do? Who is that again? I’m not good with faces either.”

Charlie: 😐

[sweetpeauserboxes]

[mirnsey]

Bro, as a person with a goldfish equivalent of a memory, tumblr is like the worse place i can be. I come here to check my notifs and get to writing, and i accidentally see one writing i like.. and then another.. and then another.. and.. it’s already 10 a’clock???

Like—let me stay on track once

[aks3raao1]

Is it normal for humans to do the most...random of things without thinking abt them?

Such as me just a minute ago:

Me: * checking my phone for work and stuff*

Grandpa aka Pops: * just finishes talking on the phone and goes to sit in the living room*

Me spotting him when I turn my head: .........WAIT A FUCKING SECOND * runs to the living room* POPS, IT ONLY REGISTERED TO ME NOW THAT U WERE HERE-

Pops: ...wdym? I came back a half an hour ago and u even said hi to me-

Me: ...since when?

Grandma: since a half an hour ago????

Me: ...I don't remember doing that at all-

Pops: ...I keep saying ur crazy and no one ever listens to me

Me: * begins giggling and laughing bc of my stupid forgetfulness* Ok, whatever * mindlessly goes to dining room* * gets on all fours and starts crawling around the small table*

Grandma coming in: ......what are you doing?

Me when it actually registers to me that I'm crawling around the table on all fours: ........I...dont know

Is it only me that does weird shit like this without thinking abt it at all??? @travalerray do u ever think abt it when u get on the ground and meow like a cat under stress or is it like me??

[wilhelmina-murray-harker]

Shoutout to whatever genetic thing it is that manages to bypass my terrible memory and always have me remember about periods roughly three days before mine starts

I go “huh, it’s been a while since I’ve been on my period” and then I check and it’s supposed to start soon! Thanks, biology. Super cool of you

[sidetongue]

this is honestly the best fish I’ve ever caught 

[littlebigmouse]

Anyone else never really read other people’s usernames? I recognize people on my dash by the avatar or by the content they post, but only ever skim the names, if at all. Which means I might be following you for months now, but if someone lined up similar sounding names of tumblr users I wouldn’t be able to pick out the people I follow. Up until today I thought @myrobotlandlord was called “mybrotland” (and I will always call you that in my head, sorry). Which also means, when I was on someone else’s computer and couldn’t log in, I tried to check different tumblr user blogs seperately by typing in the URL. Yeah, it didn’t work. (But ya’ll can be sure that I still remember the login-code I used for the A-level-mock-exams two years ago.)